MOPPING UP ATER CHILDBIRTH - MN NEEDS SOME HELP

[NotCod]

GOD WHATS IT? a virtual labour

[WhereTheWildThingsWere]

Pardon?

[JustineMumsnet]

Oi! What are you doing here, this is our bit?

[liahgen]

[what]

[NotCod]

LOLol am teasing
how is my costa rica trip?

[TheDevilWearsPrimark]

[another what]

[avenanap]

and my hamper? (you know you want to give it to me, ohh, yes you do!)

[JustineMumsnet]

Bog off out of here !

[Flamesparrow]

[avenanap]

There's 2!

Ive never had a hamper. Pleeeeeaaaaassssseeee!

[piratecat]

just breathe thru them luv

[Flamesparrow]

Oh ok, one each

I'll end up with the bloody trip now won't I??

[JustineMumsnet]

Increasingly I feel that I have absolutely no idea what you are all talking about...

[NotCod]

mn keep startign these htreads

i htink we are almost thtourhg labour now.

next willbe "naming youer baby mn needs your help"

[AbbyMumsnet]

I know what she's talking about - all my threads asking for quotes - and yes, by the time I've finished it will feel as though I've been in labour for weeks and ripped to shreds in the process.

[JustineMumsnet]

Oh I see - would hampers help? Hampers all round!

[AbbyMumsnet]

And you are so wrong - we have pain relief, caesarians and all sorts of other gory stuff to get through first.

[NotCod]

heheh eme and abby

" mn needs your "h was a tosser during labour quotes"

arf

[avenanap]

can I stay for a while, I'm sick of rocking horse threads.

Hamper!!!!

[Flamesparrow]

hampers (with much wine coffee and cheese) would go a long way.

Oh and a new xmas do venue please

[JustineMumsnet]

Have we lost our venue ?

[avenanap]

Don't forget the chocolate flame. CHOCOLATE!!!

[willow]

I do recall turning around to see DH having a try of the G&A and just yelling "FFS"

[PortAndLemon]

Venue has had licence suspended after a shooting incident, Justine, and we won't know if it gets it back until November, I think.