Was I implanted with a microchip at the meet up?

[SlubbersRingAreYouListening]

Dear MN Towers,

exactly how do you know that I am in Germany atm?

How do I know, that you know? Because all my ads are in GERMAN. At the top of active covos I have a VW ad telling me 'von naturaus wirtchaflicht'. WTF!

And as I type away my new message I am being sold something 'smart sex' frahen haben etwas Neus zu lessen.

I am most fraeked out. Partly because of the German sex ad, and partly because you know of my whereabouts.

Do you have some sort of gigantic world display/Houston mission control/marauders map combo in the nerve centre where you keep tabs on us.

This is not the first time that MN has made me want to fashion a foil anti detection helmet.

[BoysAreLikeReindeer]

LOL slubbers at your foil helmet.

Have literally snorted coffee out of my nose.

Owwwww

[SleighlyMadSanta]

LOLOLOL.....

It will be your IP address me luv

[SleighlyMadSanta]

Hnag on a minute why don't I get yakee ads? My IP address logs me as being in the US when I log into my own website ....

[SlubbersRingAreYouListening]

Have you checked the back of your neck for a implantation scar yet BALR!

I tell you! These German Ads! They're loving their exclamation marks! The pedants! Would have field day!

[TenLordsaLapin]

ROFL

Slubbers kills 2 birds with one stone

[BoysAreLikeReindeer]

[SlubbersRingAreYouListening]

Look all this talk of IP networks malarkey is all Dutch (well you know German!) to me. There is my active convos and there is a healthy looking German Lass with dazzlingly white teeth.

I tell you THEY KNOW.

THEY WATCH OUR EVERY MOVE.

[SlubbersRingAreYouListening]

horaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy

califrau is here! Translate oh german(ish) one! what doe my sex ad mean ? !

[SleighlyMadSanta]

Where are you? At a relatives?

Your IP address is like your home telephone number...a numberical code. It relates to your internet conection. If you are using a german ISP it will have a German code....so give you German ads.

After all UK ads will bring no (little) reveniew in Germany...

[SleighlyMadSanta]

"frahen has something Neus to lesson" according to Babelfush

[SlubbersRingAreYouListening]

SMS, that sounds convincing enough........well it was boring enough to sound convincing (the phone line bit). But you do know that you might just be a MN 'science' drone, serving the master by posting out reasonable/technology guff.

Check you neck. Did you get a tingling there shortly before you typed your last post?


All MNWI applications still happily recieved

[SlubbersRingAreYouListening]

The sex ad has gone . Now I have another German bird with hair filled with heath and vitality. Jesus there are exclamtion marks all over the shop. Who knows what she wants from me.

[SleighlyMadSanta]

h yes...I seem to have a bend shaped raised scar on the back of my neck...I had never noticed it until now...do you think it is an "S" for science? It was more of a sharp buzzing feeling...like being electrocuted...

[SleighlyMadSanta]

[MrsJohnCuSackFullOfPresents]

I don't get NZ adverts
I think they're trailing you Slubber

[SleighlyMadSanta]

Arrrhhh she has been microchipped.....that explains the strange behaviour...

[SlubbersRingAreYouListening]

SEE SEE Mrs JC doesn't get NZ ads! She's too far away to be worth the economic expense of being implanted.

SMS they can get you in other ways. You know hypnosis and suggestive thoughts through, oh damn, you know when the flash an image at you super fast. THAT.

on MN, dum de dum
thread about weaning
la la
FLASH: BUY DAMART VESTS
mmm oh look thread about welly boots
ooh interesting
FLASH: BUY NATIONAL TRUST MEMBERSHIP
la la , oh look a kick off, how interesting
FLASH: YOU SERVE THE MASTERS

They are very clever.

[SleighlyMadSanta]

and he is hte evidence of insane behaviour ....and that is just teh tip of the iceberg...we have the little issue of her friend that she likes to bring to the MNWI meetings...he sneaks in the back door all the time...she denies he is hers but we all no the truth...

....it is all explained now.....it is the microchip....

[MrsJohnCuSackFullOfPresents]

actualyl have just realised I don't have any ads at all - must be blocked

[SlubbersRingAreYouListening]

Now look here. I've said it before and I'll say it again. I have my pointy finger out.

THE GIMP DOLL IS NOT MINE.

OK.

[SleighlyMadSanta]