ooh ENid lets plan our site

[UtterPigsty]

logo?

[UtterPigsty]

ok no aibu
no croc wearere over hte age of 16

iw ill haev a make up thread

[Enid]

yes

I will do food and getting cross with over-protective mums + school dodgers

[Enid]

no we'll both do food

pph can do manners

[notpph]

oh yes and tricky etiquette questions

[Megglevache]

Message withdrawn

[notpph]

yes
o h enid oyu are funny today

i WISH you were near here

[Enid]

me too

I must go now

despite feeling 'on a roll'

[expatinscotland]

i can do smelly animals.

[NadineBaggott]

are you having a love-in?

[notpph]

we are she maakes me test my pelvic floors

we could do lunch
haev no garcons

[oliveoil]

can I provide a gruff tone and sprinkle ffs and fgs with abandon when people get earnest?

[notpph]

lol you can be our " norht of england coreespondent" as we will be hopelessly south wetern biased

we may even INSIST everyone is claled "My loverly" and is realted by marriage to anyone else on the site, sharing a total of three surnames

[oliveoil]

fgs
ffs
oh get a grip
etc

[Cappuccino]

I can provide

eee

and by 'eck

in case you need northern grit without the cursing

[notpph]

you cna be our morecombe dorrespondent
and run the competitions cappy
i awlasy think of you on that farkign treadmill now

[oliveoil]

ah feck orf

I refuse to play anymore unless I get the claim to Shitty Shite and 1p for every usage

[notpph]

is ti really yours?
i never knew

[JustineMumsnet]

perhaps i could clean the loos or summit?

[Cappuccino]

Morecambe correspondent?

wow

[notpph]

no you can be endlessly tolerant liek you are in rl

oi jsutine
tell uis what mn hq really is like

is it REALLy a spare room?

[Cappuccino]

It'll have to be Shitey Shit now

if Olive is going to kick off

[Fimbo]

[oliveoil]

well i THINK SO

[JustineMumsnet]

It's a tip

[notpph]

fimbo
you can be " relationship"