I'd like a Kenneth topic

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HoneyDragon Fri 22-May-15 19:46:53

For those people who's lives have been touched in some way by a Kenneth.

And those that feel their Kennethless lives lack something and want support in getting to a Kenneth.

It would be nice to have a space to escape the madness to discuss the many factions of Kenneth's.

When will this be ready HQ?

poorbuthappy Fri 22-May-15 19:49:44

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WorraLiberty Fri 22-May-15 19:50:07

Ooooh Matron!

hesterton Fri 22-May-15 19:52:18

My sister had a boyfruend called Keneth when I was 13 and she was 15. I think I loved him a bit from afar. He looked all chin jutty and wavey headed... and... he had a moped!

Allalonenow Fri 22-May-15 19:52:47

Oh Yes! Kenneth Williams would be a fixture!

ThinkAboutItTomorrow Fri 22-May-15 19:52:48

Too right Honeydragon. We've suffered in silence for too long. MNHQ have to hear us now.

IsletsOfLangerhans Fri 22-May-15 19:52:52

My favourite Kenneth

HoneyDragon Fri 22-May-15 19:53:30

Many of us are affected by Kenneth's and some of us are Kenneth's.

I see Worra's in favour grin

TiggyD Fri 22-May-15 19:54:24

I have no Kenneth in my life in any way. Is that also a problem? A dearth of Kenneths?

butterflyballs Fri 22-May-15 19:56:12

They killed Kenny. The bastards.

HoneyDragon Fri 22-May-15 19:57:10

Yes, modernity has brought forth the dearth of the Kenneth.

Experts say the decline is so serious that by 2049 there will be as few as twelve Kenneths in the population sad

Allalonenow Fri 22-May-15 19:57:30

Perhaps a sub-section for those with no Kenneth issues?

HoneyDragon Fri 22-May-15 19:58:54

Oh yes definitely a sub section for those that specifically want to come and not discuss Kenneth would be a good idea.

InQuiteAPickle Fri 22-May-15 19:59:12

My son is called Kenneth. He is amazing.

NerrSnerr Fri 22-May-15 20:00:21

I once worked with a man called Kenneth. He was a bit of a twat. Can we slag Kenneth's off on this topic?

HoneyDragon Fri 22-May-15 20:01:03

could you loan him to Tiggy for a bit, Pickle?

ouryve Fri 22-May-15 20:01:08

The last Kenneth I knew was born in the 90s.

It's a fine name, roared out of the back door.

Kenneettthhhhhh!! Gerrin the hoose!

HoneyDragon Fri 22-May-15 20:01:56

If they were twatty Kenneth yes, amazing Kenneths are to be applauded though.

InQuiteAPickle Fri 22-May-15 20:04:42

Yes, of course.

Not really. I don't even have a son called Kenneth, I don't even have a son. I may have had wine.

Anniegetyourgun Fri 22-May-15 20:08:28

My dad was a Kenneth. (True. No wine involved.) Funny thing though, the more you type it the odder it looks. Now it doesn't even look like a name at all... <squints>

HoneyDragon Fri 22-May-15 20:08:57

Damnit Pickle!

I was going to suggest a breeding programme.

PinkSquash Fri 22-May-15 20:12:49

My ex's middle name was Kenneth. Tres cool. envy

merrymouse Fri 22-May-15 20:12:50

Surely no life has been untouched by Sir Kenneth Branagh?

PinkSquash Fri 22-May-15 20:16:05

Could we all wear Kenneth bags to show the world the Kenneth love?

InQuiteAPickle Fri 22-May-15 20:21:17

Maybe MumsNet could endorse Kenneth bags in some way and we could all get one for free? MNHQ?

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