What are the iconic MN phrases?

(68 Posts)
MmeLindor Sun 13-Jan-13 11:27:44

As local editor for a MN Local site, I am organising discounts with businesses in my area.

They can do this by starting a thread in local where they offer a special deal for MNetters.

I thought it would be good to have a MNetty phrase or word as a password, rather than just 'Could you deduct the MN discount please?'

So, you would walk into a shop, select what you wanted to purchase and whisper 'PomBears' to the shopkeeper. smile

Any ideas? Most of them are a bit naughty (such as Norks), so they might not want to use them.

MmeLindor Tue 15-Jan-13 18:03:47

We could use Penguins for a discounted zoo visit.

Or Wankbadgers, but it would have to be a zoo with a great SOH.

Bunfight for a bakery is great.

BumpingFuglies Wed 16-Jan-13 11:13:40

Mme good point about the TV grin

BumpingFuglies Wed 16-Jan-13 11:16:53

HHT - Hairy Handed Trucker
UBD - Under Bridge Dweller

SandyMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 16-Jan-13 16:26:16

Laminated Wankbadger, surely? <prepares own P45>

TheDoctrineOfSnatch Wed 16-Jan-13 18:57:34

Creepy wee brackets

Shaky Wed 16-Jan-13 20:53:36

<ARF at SandyMumsnet >

Shaky Wed 16-Jan-13 20:55:04

T. rex for a discount at ASDA

Coconutty Wed 16-Jan-13 21:00:30

He is a c u n t pops up a lot.

Ignore spaces, kindle keeps censoring me.

Creeping Wed 16-Jan-13 21:22:05

WTAF

Shaky Wed 16-Jan-13 21:28:51

Or What the actual Jeff

MmeLindor Wed 16-Jan-13 23:33:11

Not sure we could get potential advertisers to agree to cunt being the secret word.

Gynaes perhaps?

John Lewis would be 'Is it OK if it shit on this pouffe?'

See, I would fail the secret password test due to lack of competence!

I meant to say 'Is it OK if I shit on this pouffe?'

BrainSurgeon Fri 18-Jan-13 08:42:48

I think it was "shat" on a pouffe, and has to be in a Sean connery accent <pedant>

Loving this, Mme! Will think of something to contribute when I have stopped laughing

MmeLindor Thu 24-Jan-13 12:46:42

Love the JL one. Do you think they will go for it?

What about outdoor shop - 'I need to kit myself out for going to the far side of fuck'

MmeLindor Thu 24-Jan-13 12:47:47

oooh, and one for Travel Agents ...

'Thickos on TripAdvisor.com recommend your company'

amazingmumof6 Sun 27-Jan-13 17:30:34

how about DMN? as in Dear/Darling MumsNetter - but can also read as

DiscountMumsNet

or

Discount!Must!Now!

oh and must add wink

TheDoctrineOfSciAndNatureClub Wed 30-Jan-13 00:48:49

Fab phrase by Bupcakes to TobyLerone earlier:

I'm going to kick you in the clunge, Lerone.

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