What are the iconic MN phrases?

(68 Posts)
MmeLindor Sun 13-Jan-13 11:27:44

As local editor for a MN Local site, I am organising discounts with businesses in my area.

They can do this by starting a thread in local where they offer a special deal for MNetters.

I thought it would be good to have a MNetty phrase or word as a password, rather than just 'Could you deduct the MN discount please?'

So, you would walk into a shop, select what you wanted to purchase and whisper 'PomBears' to the shopkeeper. smile

Any ideas? Most of them are a bit naughty (such as Norks), so they might not want to use them.

IamtheZombie Mon 14-Jan-13 00:20:28

Ummm...

< whispers > Fuck Off To The Far Side Of Fuck And When You Get There Fuck Off Some More.

MmeLindor Mon 14-Jan-13 00:31:25

hahaha

Perhaps not what we want to tell potential advertisers. We won't see them again, that is for sure.

TameGaloot Mon 14-Jan-13 00:39:52

This 'item name' will pass

EmpressOfThePuddle Mon 14-Jan-13 00:42:28

Maybe best not to use 'Your post makes you sound like an arse and here's why'
either.
Hairdressers - MN haircut.
Food shops - River of sweetcorn.

blondieminx Mon 14-Jan-13 01:08:56

"ooooh I really fancy some cutted up pear"

Or a MN discount card with a pombear on it? [pombear]

MrsShrek3 Mon 14-Jan-13 02:03:14

dragonbutterwink
defo link to the type of shop....I'm coming to your area just so I can say I need naice ham and aibu in one sentencegrin grin
don't forget SWSNBN....

EmpressOfThePuddle Mon 14-Jan-13 09:14:23

Nest of vipers!

MmeLindor Mon 14-Jan-13 10:47:44

Nest of Vipers is excellent!

Yes, I love the idea of linking to a type of shop.

The shop I am thinking of sells interior design and gift ware. Wonder if I can persuade her to have the secret code, 'Do you sell twigs and pebbly shit?'

(is that the right quote?)

BumpingFuglies Mon 14-Jan-13 11:21:14

52 inch plasma TV - electricals
Goat - universal
Did you mean to be so rude?
Meh

BumpingFuglies Mon 14-Jan-13 11:22:07

OFRS

BumpingFuglies Mon 14-Jan-13 11:23:36

bear on the discount card. But that's advertising I suppose?

EmpressOfThePuddle Mon 14-Jan-13 11:30:32

Yes, OFRS for luggage or outdoors type shops!

MmeLindor Mon 14-Jan-13 14:04:47

Bumping
What if the MNetter is buying a 52 inch plasma TV shock

lolol at OFRS for outdoors shop

EmpressOfThePuddle Mon 14-Jan-13 22:21:12

Easy. Brain bleach!

TheDoctrineOfSnatch Tue 15-Jan-13 08:33:14

Biscuit
Did you mean to sound so rude - DYMTSSR
no is a complete sentence - NIACS

TheDoctrineOfSnatch Tue 15-Jan-13 08:36:19

Can I write "cocklodger" here as I really want to write it on another thread but the OP's not ready yet?

EmpressOfThePuddle Tue 15-Jan-13 08:51:15

Cocklodger...

Sex shop. Or pet shop at a push grin

MmeLindor Tue 15-Jan-13 15:46:34

Cocklodger for an Estate Agents, surely?

EmpressOfThePuddle Tue 15-Jan-13 16:06:36

grin

TheDoctrineOfSnatch Tue 15-Jan-13 17:05:31

Terry Wogan
The bat
^^This
Thread police
Shiney penguins
IPOAT
Nobdies
Moldies
Mitmoo

TheDoctrineOfSnatch Tue 15-Jan-13 17:06:04

And of course

[wunk]

Shaky Tue 15-Jan-13 17:11:15

Wankbadger

Sound the KLAXON

EmpressOfThePuddle Tue 15-Jan-13 17:12:35

Oh yes. "Don't mention the Mitmoo."

Shaky Tue 15-Jan-13 17:15:09

Bunfight at the bakery!

EmpressOfThePuddle Tue 15-Jan-13 17:22:11

Shakyyyyyyy!
Puddle. Now!

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