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On the app it looks like someone just shat themselves.

What emotion is it supposed to portray?

Confusion!!

I was wondering that. I do not like the new app. It doesn't have a proper hmm face.

I hate the app smilies. one and also one - I don't like the crosses where the eyes should be. is stupid and I presume is supposed to be a biscuit but it looks like it has a weird moustache.

So shocked I died?
Embarrassed shock?
Nazi leader of the choc biscuits

I can't tell what half of them as supposed to be either.

For ages I thought this was an embarrassed smile. Then I realised the smile emoticon just had rosy cheeks.

I also thought this one was going to sleep. I thought it was really rude how many people fell asleep during people's sad stories.

Is this really a biscuit? If so, what variety? It looks like a motorcycle helmet made of poo.

Wait hold on - which of these two is sad?

Or

I genuinely can't tell. Bring back the old emoticons MNHQ!

On iPhone emoji alphabet is sushi so not sure how it ended up as a biscuit on here!

I HATE the new smilies.

What's this? Straining for a crap?

Cycle helmet?

Satans love child

Sleazy cheese face?

Shall I report this and get it moved to site stuff so that someone looks at it and realises the mistake? They clearly didn't mean to give us shite emoticons did they?

Yes yes! I hate the new ones!

New smilies?

These I phone abominations everlong!

I can't stop laughing this thread is so funny already

I think the buscuit one looks like a boob!

unexpectedly sat on a hedgehog

down trodden

this is why I haven't updated to the new app.

I want to know what actual fucking biscuit they have modelled it on

What the fuck biscuit is this???

My old app was freezing I had to or

It's a Chinese cracker with seaweed according to google

But what do those two actually mean Pickled? I realise now that this one is probably sad. So what is this one?

A bit miffed?
Slightly perturbed?
Mildly irritated?

<genuine question alert>

It's I'm going to be sad in a minute if you carry on...

Mine havent changed

This is hilarious when reading it through the normal site, not having a clue what the "new" emoticons look like

I had to view this thread on the app and in a window just to see the new faces...and it confused the crap outta me! The nazi biscuit made me roar!