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Hello.We just wanted to let you all know that we're having trouble with one of our systems this morning, and that means there may well be some delay in responding to your Reports.We're so sorry. We're doing all we can to sort things as quickly as possible.<kicks everything, twice>
<bows in your presence>but you didn't deny it !
FlyOverTheMistletoeI thought everyone at MNHQ already had a moustash
I thought everyone at MNHQ already had a moustash
Maryz <<tidies away siege weapons and The Dummies Guide to staging a Coup d'état
No thanks Saggy <scared> I think I get it!
Oh bugger, I was looking forward to policing the boards with little ahems everywhere.<Takes of police helmet and badge>.
You shouldn't have kicked the equipment Helen; surely you know that's V painful and then it takes the equipment twice as long to start working again
OK, so the system's properly back up now but we appear to have mislaid a lot of this morning's Reports <silent scream>We will get back to you. As soon as we've finished tearing our hair out...
what a day for the system to go bananas! Will you get overtime at MNHQ to clear up the backlog?
MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovemberOr double bluff, Chipping, to weed out the trouble makers <sideways stare at Honey>
Or double bluff, Chipping, to weed out the trouble makers <sideways stare at Honey>
HelenMumsnet - Rookie mistake my friend, rookie mistake!
Make it a clubcard voucher and Im still in!
Saggy no monarch sponsored shillings I'm afraid. It'll have to be a waitrose token.
Honey, Oh. <<deflated>>
Brain! Do you need me to explain?
Why, Helen to patrol the boards and maintain PARD and harmony throughout in HQ's hour of need of course.Why? Did you think I was gathering forces for another crazed take over, leading to the ultimate collapse of the site and alround naughtiness? If so shame on you!
His bristles stick straight out and are acutely painful on my skin . The neighbours would call the police at my howls of pain...It would not be a case of a light little tickle. Maybe I should put some conditioner on it?
<confused by where this is going>
Well dont say that I didnt recommend it!
SaggyHe's been banned from there until it has gone, gone, gone....!
Mignonette can I suggest that you get DH to direct his Movember offering somewhere south of your face? I can heartily recommend this course of action!
And Honey too. didn't see you hiding 'up' there...
MaryZHecateSaggyBrainIf you want some field action you could come hold down DH while I shave off his Movember.....Before the darned thing exfoliates my face down to the skullbone
Reporting for duty too - whazzup?
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