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What do you call your DP's penis?

96 replies

singleandfabulous · 05/07/2016 12:51

I cant decide if i like dick or cock
Dick sounds a bit ... old but cock sounds pornographic. Old chap is just funny.

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justjuanmorebeer · 05/07/2016 12:58

Alan?

SallyVating · 05/07/2016 13:24

In the three relationships where we've named them there's been Percy, Algernon and George

SpiceOne · 05/07/2016 13:28

Sexicle. As in the third testicle. Lefticle, righticle and sexicle.

poocatcherchampion · 05/07/2016 13:30

Willy.

singleandfabulous · 05/07/2016 13:49

Arf! at Alan.

I have an uncle Algernon so not going there!

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HandsomeGroomGiveHerRoom · 06/07/2016 20:21

Cock

AlistairSim · 06/07/2016 20:22

Sir Lancelot.

Not.

PotteringAlong · 06/07/2016 20:23

Penis

Petal40 · 06/07/2016 20:24

Percy pecker....makes a fab scrunchie holder ,so you don't loose yr scrunchie in the bed over night

Toooldtobearsed · 06/07/2016 20:25

Stranger😂😂😂

ShelaghTurner · 06/07/2016 20:29

Fucksake. My dad is called Alan 😷

EasternDailyStress · 06/07/2016 20:31

Knob

OurBlanche · 06/07/2016 20:32

I don't call it anything. If I want it I call his name, it tends to come with...

HonkHonkNose · 06/07/2016 20:34

Wanger

Somerville · 06/07/2016 20:35

Penis flaccid. Cock erect.

HTH

ShowOfHands · 06/07/2016 20:35

I don't call it anything. I just eye it with suspicion.

EvansAndThePrince · 06/07/2016 20:37

Dick if I'm in a bad mood, willy if I'm in a silly mood.

I don't address it directly during coitus.

exWifebeginsat40 · 06/07/2016 20:39

Nixon, because it's a tricky dicky.

not really. i made that up. i actually call it Mrs Slocombe, because it loves...oh, you know what? i made that up as well.

soz.

Boogers · 06/07/2016 20:53

Little (his first name), eg say his name is Paul his penis is little Paul

cosmicquiteprobably · 06/07/2016 21:02

Absolutely amazing. That's what I call it.
Makes me wonder what on earth I previously called an acceptable love life.
Still, it's more about the man attached to it.

Purplehonesty · 06/07/2016 21:03

Duggie.

We once knew a man called Doug and he was a total cock. So it kind of stuck.

I've only just remembered now about the man behind the name so I don't think about him often!

That's weird right

singleandfabulous · 07/07/2016 03:11

Ha ha ... I think cock and knob win the day

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Qwebec · 07/07/2016 03:37

penis but as other people said, I don't talk to it directly.

singleandfabulous · 07/07/2016 20:38

So those of you saying you dont address the penis directly, dont you talk dirty or sext? or do you simply refer to it as 'it?'

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UmbongoUnchained · 07/07/2016 20:40

Cock in the bedroom.

Outside the bedroom there are many things i call it

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