Anyone ever had an accident whilst getting frisky? And I don't mean bladder or baby related!

[Disenchanted3]

The kind you see on accident and emergency programmes where they look mortified?! Lol.

I had a rather unfortunate mild accident myself once, may reveal if I feel brave enough!

[JohnnyTwoHats]

My friend had a labial tear when being a little but vigorous and ended up in casualty. There was a lot of blood apparently.

[Disenchanted3]

Urghh thats horrible

Was hoping for more jokey incidents TBH, lol!

[laundrygoblin]

I had my head biffed against a mantle piece when he started to whirl me around. He thought my moans were happy ones.
We both ended up in A&E because he took an asthma attack.
Not one of my better dates.

[darcysotherhalf]

i was working in a and e once when a woman came in with her boyfriend - she needed something ahem extracting from the nether regions; she'd forgotten she still had her tampon in from a couple of days before (!!!) and found it again when she tried to have sex - hence the necessity of coming to a and e!!!!!!!! a med student was shadowing so i made her take it out!

[louii]

I dislocated my knee during a session once, and my DP ripped his foreskin, thankfully these were on different occasions.

[LynetteScavo]

Did the forskin bleed a lot?

A freind of mine once came out of some tolets with blood all over her white shirt after she had ripped a blokes foreskin....heaven knows how.

[CharleeInChains]

My mate snapped the 'banjo string' bit of his penis, the skin that attaches the foreskin bit iykwim?! He was to scared to go to the dr so he left it and he said i quote 'It's kinda formed a ball on the end of it' His nickname from then on was Blaa on the end of it or BOTEOI (bot-ey-oy) from then on.

I also know a lady who was preparing for a hot night in with her dp and was shaving he self 'down below' and she sneezed and sliced part of her clit off, she had to go to hospital but apparently they were very friendly and professional.

[HecatesTwopenceworth]

many moons ago I got bonked clean off a bed and bashed my head very hard indeed. I saw stars that night and not in a good way!

[warthog]

darcysotherhalf - she FORGOT she had a tampon in!!!?!?!? bleurhghgh

[Disenchanted3]

Lol, my dh has torn that bit of skin too, ouch.

OK, mine was ...

Years ago I was giving DH a BJ, he was sat on egde of bed, me kneeled down. This was at his mums house ... anyway I was going at it and his mum knocked on the door,

He JUMPED up, with his ahem... manhood still in my mouth, he came up and I was going down and his nob went under my tongue and that little bit that connects your mouth to your tounge, the little bit of skin... tore.

There was blood all over!

It never repaired itself and I dont have one now!

[ComeWhineWithMe]

Dp once ripped his foreskin it bled a lot I also banged down on quite hard once and oh how he screamed .

I have had the usual banged heads ,fallen off a bed etc etc.

[Yurtgirl]

That must of been interesting viewing for his mum disenchanted - what did she say??

[ComeWhineWithMe]

Ohh just remembered a mirror once fell on my back while I was giving dp a BJ I think I nudged it with my big bum and it fell from against the wall and it really really hurt.

[what2donow]

One of my ex bf's split his foreskin during 'bumsex' with his then gf (not me, I hasten to add)

Have banged my head a few times, and fallen off the bed. Also ended up with rather unpleasant carpet burns once!

As for the forgotten tampon... it had been in for a few DAYS?!! eeeewww......

[Disenchanted3]

Nooo the door was locked, thankgod!

She knocked and DH said something like 'will be down in a minute'

My mum has walked in on us though

She decided to bring our dinner up to eat in my room ?!?! rather than shouting us.

God it was awful.

Don't think she saw anything too graphic but DH jumped up and was behind door trying to put his nob away, lol.

[xfabba]

As a student in a crappy student house a bf electrocuted himself on one of those nasty overhead heaters and then fell in the bath and broke his arm. Seriously.

[LadyPinkofPinkerton]

Just last week we had a bit on the kitchen table, it is way too hard for that and I seriously hurt the bottom of my back, I was limping around for 3 days

[sarah76]

Fairly minor one. . .

The bed was getting moved around quite a bit during. . .and there was a huge glass of water sitting atop my bookcase headboard. Right as he 'finished', the glass toppled and completely soaked me. For the briefest moment I thought all the wetness had come from him!!!

Also had the same problem as OP, but with a desk instead of a kitchen table. My lower back was visibly bruised for a while!

[sarah76]

Oooh sorry, not same problem as OP, same problem as previous poster! (forgot I'd changed it to read the other way )

[BitOfFun]

Ive managed to shred two exes' foreskins (Texas chainsaw massacre levels of blood) and had to accompany another to A&E after he took viagra and had a hard-on for about 24 hours and started to panic because he couldn't pee...

[AnyFucker]

oooh these are great lol

I once ended with a bum that was frighteningly black 'n' blue after a little bit of horseplay (think "giddy-up-girly")

I couldn't believe how bruised I was, because I don't remember it hurting at the time (I don't like pain as a rule )

[BitOfFun]

I've had to type standing up all day, Anyfucker

[Marne]

I had a labial tear when i was in my late teens , i didn't notice until the next morning when i woke covered in blood (should have named changed).

Also managed to shred a blokes forskin .

[sazzlelou]

With my ex we were getting a bit frisky, he decided to lift me on to his 'ahem' face
He lifted a bit vigorously and I ended up overshooting his face and going nose first in to the bedroom wall

During a session with another ex, I dislocated my big toe so I had to jump off and hop around the bedroom