those wo have split - do oyu have a name for your ex?

[FluffyMummy123]

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[BitOfFun]

Tw*tface usually, but it varies...

[FlightAttendent]

Not a specific one but there are a lot of unspeakable words involved whenever he needs to be spoken of.

Mr Nobby Nobhead is one I use with the children

Go on flame me

[FluffyMummy123]

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[GentleOtter]

It depends how angry I feel but mostly "The Dishcloth".

[FluffyMummy123]

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[Mamazon]

i do. I wont allow the children to hear me saying anything negative about him so i always use either a 4 letter alternative to Fanjo, or if it is in general conversation i call him J.

I wil need to be a little more sophisticated as they get older though, i fear theymay have sussed out the 4 letter one.

[youcannotbeserious]

I used to call DH's Ex Cruella.

It suited her..

But I am more mature now

(But, DH would still know who I meant if I called someone Cruella! )

[FluffyMummy123]

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[scorpio1]

i like knobber at the moment.

[FluffyMummy123]

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[youcannotbeserious]

cod - I think you have to look after your own. If it made your sister feel better, then I think it's passable

[FluffyMummy123]

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[scorpio1]

thing is, my ex didnt do anything to me...im sure it would be worse otherwise.

[GentleOtter]

Not really cod. He was damp, useless at drying dishes and you could never find him.

[Mamazon]

OOh you can call her Barron von slut bitch. say it in a slightly Austrian accent. it shallmake you smile.....even though it is rather mean.

Ahh fuck it! she is a slut for stealing your BIl. she deserves it

[Aimsmum]

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[EelCod]

lol at otters wit

[youcannotbeserious]

LOL at Aimsmum... I felt rather affectionate about 'Cruella' - It's been a while since I used that name!!!

[ChairmanMiao]

petrie dish
invertebrate
Beelzebub

[EelCod]

have you an ex fabio?

[Fabeelo]

I am Fabeelo until I come up with something better.

I have about 12 incarnations as Fabio to choose from.

[Kally]

There's a mid-east paste called Tehina it is made from crushed sesame seeds and eaten as a side dish at most meals.
My oldest daughter calls my ex 'Sheik Tehina'.. just about sums him up I suppose.

[lojoesmammy]

Bas*ard - would do it for me. But, when dp and I split for a while I used to call him Puke face.

[zookeeper]

Cod help us out here - can you give us any distinguishing characteristics/first name of OW so we have something to work with?

Infertility jibes a step too far though

My nob's ex dp's new dp is called Anna - affectionately known in this house as Granna becasue of muttton hairdo and err teeth issues.

[zookeeper]

it's just that "bitch woman surname" is crap lol