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silliest thing you have done whilst pregnant (lighthearted)

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gingerbreadmam · 19/04/2015 16:47

just had to post, came home from shopping and got straight into my fleecey onesie, weathers not nice house is baltic and nowhere else to go for the rest of the day.

anyway, just nipped to the loo (tmi coming up) and i am mid flow thinking ooh this wee sounds a bit weird. Go to wipe and tissue kind of gets stuck at which point i finally realise i have just been to the loo with my knickers on and fully in place Blush

i'm not usually this silly (honestly!) anyone else?

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DefinitelyNotElsa · 19/04/2015 17:01

I tried to open the fridge at work with my locker key, much to the amusement of my colleagues who were watching. ??

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gingerbreadmam · 19/04/2015 17:02

haha oh good im glad its not just me. at least we are providing amusement to others Grin

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applecore0317 · 19/04/2015 17:07

Ha he, I nearly did that yesterday, but thankfully realised before I started peeing. Actually thought how odd it would be to wet myself whilst sitting on the toilet :D

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gingerbreadmam · 19/04/2015 17:14

i was trying to tell dp and he said so you wet yaself? only then did it dawn on me that yes i guess i did!

wonder if its all the comfy pregnancy clothes making us forget were wearing underwear Grin

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bunny85 · 19/04/2015 17:16

Kept taking pregnancy tests up until week 8, as I just couldn't believe Grin (still can't)

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gingerbreadmam · 19/04/2015 17:20

oh bunny i thought i was bad. think i kept them up until about week 6. how far along are you now? have you finally kicked the habit haha?

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GoGiYerHeedAWobble · 19/04/2015 17:25

This week I went all the way to the supermarket, no cash on me, just my bank card, and totally forgot my number when I got to the cashpoint.

The shop couldn't put my card through so I had to walk home again with no shopping.

Today I went to check something in the oven and forgot to use an oven glove, I've burned my fingers.

I'm not safe at the minute.

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gingerbreadmam · 19/04/2015 17:31

oh gosh gogi i think you should put ur dp in charge of all tasks for the forseeable for your own health and safety haha. hope fingers are ok - ouch!

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hestialou · 19/04/2015 18:11

Gogi, I also forgot pin number, luckily I work with a good friend who buys me lunch when forget.

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bunny85 · 19/04/2015 18:23

I'm 10 weeks now ginger, and only kicked the habit because I've run out of tests! Blush Every time I go to Sainsbury's I 'accidentally' end up in the pharmacy aisle and then stand there in front of them tests thinking long and hard whether to buy another pair! It's all because my symptoms are mild and they also come and go which makes me panic (just like everything else!Grin)

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gingerbreadmam · 19/04/2015 18:27

thank goodness for your friend!

oohh congrats coming along nicely then. i have really mild symptoms too, had expected to feel ill and i know lots of people do but i just felt exhausted and a bit sick which was easily cured with food. oh sore nips too ha but not agony. im 14 weeks now and those symptoms are even lifting.

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bunny85 · 19/04/2015 19:04

Oh how reassuring to hear that! How far along are you?

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bunny85 · 19/04/2015 19:05

Lol. This is another silliest thing I did during my pregnancy has just happened. You just said you are 14 weeks... Alright can I just blame the hormones? Grin

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gingerbreadmam · 19/04/2015 19:15

haha yes! i know some people dont believe in it but i like to think it is baby brain, ill be using that excuse for the next few months anyhow!

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bunny85 · 19/04/2015 19:26

Oh, just remembered another one for you - happened only yesterday. Even thinking about it right now makes me giggle aloud. So, last night me and DP are cuddled up on the sofa, discussing us buying our first home together. We live in New Barnet. I would love to have a house/flat that has a balcony. So as we talk about the new building development near here, I say this: "Darling, just imagine how lovely it would be, we wake up on a Sunday morning, you make me a cup of coffee and we come out on the balcony, sit down, and we can see New Barnet walking..." I swear, we went into a laughing fit, we were actually crying. Grin

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gingerbreadmam · 19/04/2015 19:46

hahaha thats soo funny! a town just upping and walking on by. like your plans though a house with a balcony sounds completely amazing! hope you find something.

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Allstoppedup · 19/04/2015 19:49

Ran myself a nice, deep, relaxing bath...of entirely cold water.

Gah! Blush

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bunny85 · 19/04/2015 19:49

Yeah, he was like, are you sure what you are taking is vitamins? Grin
Thank you ginger, yes I really hope so, especially now with the baby on the way. And the other thing, I confused again - I'm 9 weeks, not 10 (well week 10 starts tomorrow). Lol. Trust me, usually I'm not like that.... That's the baby brain in action.

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gingerbreadmam · 19/04/2015 19:56

ahh well only a day out! i told someone im due september the other day when its actually october Grin

oh no thats an annoying mistake to make when youre looking forward to a nice warm soak ha!

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Sootgremlin · 19/04/2015 20:05

Last pregnancy I took my toddler son to the supermarket in his buggy, met my husband there, got trolley, did shopping and left together in the car. Got home and realised I'd just abandoned the buggy somewhere in the shop. It was brand new in anticipation of the new baby as my son's had broken the month before. Was thankful it was still there when I remembered and went back for it as couldn't afford to replace it!

Same pregnancy, got a full trolley of shopping to the checkout, hadn't brought my purse. Had to call my DH out of work to rescue me and pay for it.

Later that same pregnancy, went out all day and found on my return I'd left keys in the front door. Luckily inside a block of flats so not visible from the street.

I'm grateful that pregnancy only lasts 9 months, goodness knows what I might have forgotten, given time Smile

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gingerbreadmam · 19/04/2015 20:33

haha soot they are some funny stories. so glad buggy and keys were there once you remembered haha. oh gosh im only 3 1/2 months in sounds like im gona have a few weeing through my knickers moments.

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Bustherb · 19/04/2015 20:55

I just cried over DHs nan asking me too many questions ... ShockShockShockShock

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BeetlebumShesAGun · 19/04/2015 21:00

I forgot how to make cheese on toast. I had a mega craving for it, told DH I was going to make some and wandered into the kitchen then just stood there with my mind totally blank. DH had to tell me what to do!

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gingerbreadmam · 19/04/2015 21:02

oh bus i did half a food shop the other week and walked out of the supermarket as dp answered i dont know one too many times! hormones!

haha forgetting how to make cheese on toast is pretty good! bet ur dp thought it was just an excuse so he had to do it for u Grin

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avocadotoast · 19/04/2015 21:04

I cried at the Compare the Meerkat advert where they leave little Oleg in Africa (only the first time I saw it though, to be fair...).

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