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whats the worst thign oyu have shouted at an uncomprehending baby

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FluffyMummy123 · 03/03/2007 18:57

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KTeePee · 03/03/2007 18:58

shout, moi?

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WideWebWitch · 03/03/2007 18:59

My friend shouted "FK OFF" to her surprised looking 2 yo in the middle of the night and the 2yo went straight back to sleep. (it was a friend, not me)

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FluffyMummy123 · 03/03/2007 18:59

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bristols · 03/03/2007 19:02

Exactly the same as you, Cod! Whilst lifting him from his moses basket probably a little too quickly. My LO not as cultured as yours though; just wanted some boob.

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Nbg · 03/03/2007 19:02

I should get my dh on here.
He could tell you some good stories

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FluffyMummy123 · 03/03/2007 19:03

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colditz · 03/03/2007 19:04

"Oh for Christ's sake child, what now?"

At ds2, aged about 5 months.

Very whiny baby though.

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Dior · 03/03/2007 19:06

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Mercy · 03/03/2007 19:08

"don't be so childish"

I've said that more than once to dd

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colditz · 03/03/2007 19:09

I am not too bad, thank you Dior. Having to lay boundries with the boys' dad though - explain that yes he can come and see the boys whenever he wants - he may not set the computer to download stuff while he's not here

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moondog · 03/03/2007 19:10

'Oh for Christ's sake,can't you just stop fucking whingeing?'

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Twiglett · 03/03/2007 19:10

I try to shout DS to sleep sometimes:
"IF. YOU. DON'T . GO . TO . SLEEP . I . WILL . . GO . TO . SLEEP . NOW"

yes its really conducive to sleep don't you know ... being yelled at

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CAM · 03/03/2007 19:12

Was he wearing a tuxedo on top of his nappy and vest cod

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ladylissielou · 03/03/2007 19:14

pmsl, i tell ds that ill call barnardos then start crying and tell him i dont mean it really and buy him a new toy/chocolate

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danceswithnewboots · 03/03/2007 19:17

Why can't you just bl*dy go to sleep, I'm bl*dy knackered (followed by desperate sobbing) when dc were babies

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tortoiseSHELL · 03/03/2007 19:19

first night at home, I woke up to find dh shouting at ds1 "GO TO SLEEP, JUST GO TO SLEEP NOW". I pointed out at 3 days old he didn't speak English!

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Overrun · 03/03/2007 19:19

I held dt1 at arms lenght and looked into his red screaming face and shouted "why wont you fucking stop crying?" [blsh] I was so knackered

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Blandmum · 03/03/2007 19:19

I have shouted, 'STOP SHOUTING'

I have also shouted , 'for the love of God will you leave me alone for 5 bloody minutes', normally through the toilet door

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ladylissielou · 03/03/2007 19:22

when my pnd was v bad my dad forgot to pick us up (he had the pushchair) and i shouted into ds's face I FUCKING HATE YOUR SHITTY WANKY GRANDAD

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tortoiseSHELL · 03/03/2007 19:23

pmsl lll!!! That's the best so far!

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DonnyLass · 03/03/2007 19:32

dd 2mo crying

dh -- whays wrong with her

me under breath -- shes a little bitch

felt bad as soon as the words were out ...

have done one of those silent yells if fir fooooooooooooooooooks ssaaaaaaaaaaaaaake many times in hall when she cant see me and shes crying for me again!

dunno why but its when she cries when i am trying to get dressed that winds me up the most ... just lemme get me sodding knickers on child!

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FluffyMummy123 · 03/03/2007 19:37

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