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Mumsnet Discussions: Mumsnet live webchats : Live chat with India Knight on Monday 2nd July between 9-10pm (567 messages)
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Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UCM on Tue 03-Jul-07 22:50:54
I didn't even know who the bloody hell she was, just typed questions about utter bollox. Who was this woman
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By littlelapin on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:34:12
Nah Boco, can't do cryptic
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Hathor on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:33:53
Sweet.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Boco on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:32:53
Lapin that's why i was confused - thought it stood for honest - thought you were being cryptic.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By ahundredtimes on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:32:49
Cod's dh is a cowboy, so he appreciates these gestures.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By ahundredtimes on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:32:17
IMTWAIO - in my totally worthless and ignorant opinion.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By littlelapin on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:30:38
LOL, 100x, IMBFLO (in my big fat liar opinion )
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Hathor on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:30:19
Does anyone's dh dp notice clean sheets?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By ahundredtimes on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:29:47
Oh LL thanks for that, I thought it meant, In my not very HONEST opinion.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By iCod on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:29:19
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Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By littlelapin on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:29:00
Boco - "she certainly had the measure" = yes, she did <slowly rereads post to Boco>

(IMNVHO - In my not very humble opinion, if that's what you meant)
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Professorfilthymindedvixen on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:28:21
oh bollockytoss! I forgot about this...

<<was watching bizarrey orkshire WI bods on TV>>>
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Quattrocento on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:27:17
How silly to do it on Fridays! Thursday is the day for sheet changing. Everyone knows that.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Boco on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:26:05
- and she changes sheets once a week. Should have asked if it was fridays.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Quattrocento on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:24:37
Oy Cod. Did you see that she thought that Mandarin was the ponciest? Did you?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By ahundredtimes on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:24:32
<airily waving hand> oh do give over Cod.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By saggarmakersbottomknocker on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:24:28
Plinth?

<my idea was so much better>
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Boco on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:22:23
lapin
does that mean she did or didn't have the measure?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By iCod on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:22:21
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Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Boco on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:21:49
Thought it was me who usually worries unduly about everyone elses feelings - and you 100x wave a hand and say oh do give over or something like that.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By littlelapin on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:19:40
I thought she enjoyed it... she certainly had the measure of the MN "vibe", IMNVHO
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By ahundredtimes on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:19:37
Okay, yes you're right Boco. Was fine.

<slaps self hard across the face.>

Am foolish this way.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Wotznot2know on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:19:35
journalist normally have skin thicker than a rhinos, otherwise they wouldn't be journalists! Water off a ducks back I am sure. India is probably having a lovely dinner with guest who are all whopping it up!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Quattrocento on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:18:45
She sat firmly on the fence on the Blyton thing, 100x, didn't she?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By tiredemma on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:16:44
Ah glad you got it eventually- I found two more if you want them? let me know.

Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Boco on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:16:36
I'm sure she was fine 100x - no one was rude to her, just a little hectic and random, but not mean.

She said early on that she could't get worked up or upset about what a stranger said or thought - she seems a well balanced and solid sort - i think there was far more gushing and compliments than anything else.

Relax, i'm sure she enjoyed it.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By mosschops30 on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:14:28
tiredemma, it was fun for a change yes??

(thanks for the voucher BTW)
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By WendyWeber on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:12:07
I thought she read as if she enjoyed herself - it was invigorating at least
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By ahundredtimes on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:11:58
I am Not Responsible for India Knights Happiness.

Every day in every way I become a less responsible person.
Where's Cod? I'm going to blame everything on her. Not that there is anything to blame or feel guilty about obviously.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Rubyslippers on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:11:42
i thought she seemed ok with everything
she answered all the questions
she was pretty feisty too
hope she doesn't feel upset as i think most people on this thread are big fans of hers
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By charlieandlola on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:11:30
But, she solved a few mn dilemmas:

Crocs are Out
Eating Grapes in a supermarket is Not Stealing
SAHM v WOHM - yawn - live and let live

How could she not enjoy it?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Quattrocento on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:11:29
Oh do share Mossy. 100x needs cheering up and I have to go interview a prospective au pair.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By tiredemma on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:11:03
I think I know what you mean Mosschops
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Wotznot2know on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:10:41
LL - They have train stations If I were still a southern girl I'd give you a lift. Sorry too far to come. Hats, you really should try on, not buy online, very tricky!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By ahundredtimes on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:10:29
It's like she was a guest or something, and we weren't very hospitable. Oh well, she doesn't care, that's the main thing. I always tell myself this, about everything, because I feel responsible for everything.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By mosschops30 on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:10:18
there is something great about this thread thats ive wanted to see for a long time, utterly hilarious, wonder if the rest of you spotted it, classic MN history

Great read though I like her.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Quattrocento on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:09:52
Thought she was happy to help with the SN stuff and perhaps felt a bit of bond? It wasn't all bad 100x. And it was only an hour.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By tiredemma on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:09:48
I was unaware of India Knight, except for the odd few links that Cod puts up.

She seems cool and good fun.

Will look out for her articles in future.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By stressteddy on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:09:17
so we're bothered about being rude to celebs but not to each other??
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Quattrocento on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:08:36
Yes I think we were too actually. Was worried about that. Tinge of sadness in the husband/nanny thing too.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Hathor on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:08:03
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By ahundredtimes on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:07:47
and disorderly.

God, why do I always feel responsible for EVERYTHING?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By ahundredtimes on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:07:19
I think we were rude.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By littlelapin on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:07:05
Wotz - - one would go to Chi, IF one could drive!!!

Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Rubyslippers on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:06:31
why don't you think she did?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By ahundredtimes on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:06:13
She is clever though I think. And probably very funny and charming. I hope she had a good time. I don't think she did.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Quattrocento on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:05:20
Oh you know. Grope a celeb. Being celeb's they have extra insight and wonderful cleverness, and we have a chance to interact with her. I thought it was fun actually. Not as funny as a thread with you and cod on it, minus the minor celeb, but still fun.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Rubyslippers on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:04:49
beverly hughes - minister for children
did a live chat a while back
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By ahundredtimes on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:04:36
There's a wooly answer down below. What was the point of the live chat with India Knight?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Wotznot2know on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:04:14
LL Portsmouth <gasp> can't one go to Chichester or Guildford? arf arf !!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Quattrocento on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:03:37
Xpost. You tell me what exactly you were asking and who Beverley Hughes is.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By ahundredtimes on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:03:34
Yes, erm, she was, erm, Minister for Children or the Family or something in Blair's cabinet. I think.

My question was: what was the point of that exactly?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Piffle on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:03:08
ask her who she'd rather do
Bush Blair or Brown
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By gess on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:03:07
minty - the correct answer is defintely neither....
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Boco on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:03:04
Pitchforks / fellatio - it'll be a laugh riot
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Rubyslippers on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:02:50
quattro - thread here
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Quattrocento on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:02:48
100x Of what exactly? Do you know who Beverley Hughes is?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Hathor on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:02:44
OMG not a hat too.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By hatwoman on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:02:30
what about Cherie? that would be much more fun?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By ahundredtimes on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:02:19
Nobody is answering our questions 400. I'll answer yours if you'll answer mine.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By littlelapin on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:02:08
Wotz, I don't drive and Portsmouth is low on decent shops, plus am busy at weekends and need dress for the 17th (plus I need to find a hat once I've got it!)
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By expatinscotland on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:02:01
Yeah, bring on Brown. I'll just be sharpening my pitchfork here .
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Wotznot2know on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:02:00
Rubby- lolol not quite, Bev's PA couldn't type fast enough me thinks!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Piffle on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:01:43
I'm sorry hub I'd bite his (GWB) head off not his man defining portion.
that way I could save the world and my pride...
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Quattrocento on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:01:36
Who's Beverley Hughes?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Boco on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:01:25
Well that was fun.

Didn't mn say Gordon Brown might do one of these live chat things? Who will give him the good news?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By ahundredtimes on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:01:10
What was the point of that exactly?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By littlelapin on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:01:09
We're not seriously talking about that gopping dress of Sam Cameron's, are we!!!?!

Tis mingin'!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Quattrocento on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:01:04
i did want to ask her why she was obsessed with Katie

<nournful emoticon>
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Rubyslippers on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:00:35
brilliant ... she was just like i thought she would be
erased the memory of the last live event with Beverly Hughes (she didn't quite get MN did she?)
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Wotznot2know on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:00:24
LL what is it with your dress, are you working the late shift?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By MintyDixCharrington on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:00:19
[I bet she spends half of dinner trying to work out with her friends whether the right answer was Bush or Blair he he he]

come back and let us know when you are off the fence!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Carmenere on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:00:15
I did enjoy this, thanks India, you didn't disappoint
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Hathor on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:00:10
LOL. Who's next MNHQ?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By hatwoman on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:00:07
I've never read her stuff anyway. just came here coz everyone else was
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By ahundredtimes on Mon 02-Jul-07 22:00:03
lol, I mean the firing squad. Lining someone up in front of a range is obviously a sweetly domestic thing to do.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By DoubleBluff on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:59:54
LL Samantha Cameron wore a nice dress, £280 ou should check it ou on the other thread!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By ahundredtimes on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:59:26
It's a bit like lining someone up in front of the firing range isn't it?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Whoooosh on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:59:05
Thanks India-but please stay,even undercover-you wil be amazed at what you might learn-and guarantee you will piss yourself or spray your keyboard on occasions!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Quattrocento on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:58:54
Yes, thanks
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By expatinscotland on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:58:52
Chop the berries, UCM. They have a tendancy to sink to the bottom of the muffin case.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Hathor on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:58:31
So, back to LLs dress.....
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By 1Troll on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:58:25
Aitch..its going too fast..did not mean U had not said floral..was responding to someone earlier
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By hub2dee on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:58:25
One could always vary the quality of one's standard service offering, one assumes, and simply BITE VERY HARD at convenient time. Might make the situation easier to stomach.

<crumbs, I came to the party late, sorry>
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By ProjectIcarus on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:58:23
hoot at piffle
<am teasing Aitch - am on a high from newly fitting into size 14's>
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By willow on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:58:14
India has left the building.

Well, that was a resounding success, non?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By MintyDixCharrington on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:57:55
toodle pip!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By ahundredtimes on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:57:54
Thanks India. Enjoy your dinner.

That must have been like opening a door and being hit in the face by a hurricane.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Wotznot2know on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:57:54
Thanks and enjoy our dinner

<<sips wine>>
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UCM on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:57:46
I am wondering if the strawberries are any good for muffins.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Mog on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:57:35
You've been great India!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By expatinscotland on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:57:34
Dry boak, Minty.

Frocks a far better thought.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By morningpaper on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:57:31
thanks India you are lovely and we all love you

<puts knickers back on>
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By littlelapin on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:57:15
Thanks India

Minty - I'm not THAT fond of my family...
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By woopsadaisy on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:57:14
bye india
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By indiaknight on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:57:09
Thanks v much, and have a nice evening...
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Rubyslippers on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:57:04
thanks IK!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Piffle on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:57:02
thak god no one asked suck or swallow
At least we can hold our collective heads high
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By hatwoman on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:56:58
if my dh does that I'll eat my hat. in front of you all. promise.

I'd also eat my hat if my brother did.

there are plenty of men who wouldn't.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By MintyDixCharrington on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:56:52
oh she's backtracking. backtracking her way back to reality.. I'm deeply disappointed!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Quattrocento on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:56:32
It is possible to be unfair to men and with the husband/nanny thing, I think we've got there ...
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By expatinscotland on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:56:31
Thanks, IK.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Piffle on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:56:15
not murder expat with both of them on their kness ?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By gess on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:56:06
blurgh (at Brown). I'm with expat.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By indiaknight on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:56:03
Oh - no! Am off this week. Plinth week after.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By MintyDixCharrington on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:55:56
ewwww really? REALLY?

he always looks so sweaty and cross.... I haven't decided yet
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By expatinscotland on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:55:55
[sob]!

Almost a whole hour with no reference to those two fugmos, Brown and Bush.

Minty had to go and blow it.

Lemon voddy over lemon sorbet for pub, IK.

Quick and adult.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Whoooosh on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:55:50
Agree-but at least I feel like I am doing a bit more than just walking
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By indiaknight on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:55:40
Is it plinth? Ok.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By indiaknight on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:55:26
Yeah, me too, death. Great - now I sound really eager to fellate the PM. Assumed death was not an option.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Mog on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:55:18
So can we all buy the Sunday Times this week and look for the word 'plinth'?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By rachel(mumsnet) on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:55:03 (from MNHQ)
Wow - that was SO fast - Sadly, India does have to sign off at ten this eve, so we'll start to wind down now - sorry to those who haven't had their questions answered. Well done to India though - a good many do seem to have been addressed.

As Abbymumsnet says - tis going to be a right job to transcribe tomorrow, but we'll do this over the next day or two and it should make great reading.

Big thanks again India for joining us.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By indiaknight on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:54:57
MDC: Brown. Obviously.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By expatinscotland on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:54:36
Death, Minty. I would chose death.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By indiaknight on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:54:34
Woosh - yeah. Am in 2 minds. I think they work brilliantly, but then they stop.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By 1Troll on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:54:23
LOL at the Lindy Chamberlain thing. Also Maria Von Trapp. Very strange dress. However am glad to see child being christened at 17 months. Feel less guilty about leaving it 19 months and counting with DD2
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By indiaknight on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:54:11
Wotz - I have people downstairs waiting for their dinner.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Whoooosh on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:54:11
HAve you got a pair of MBT's???????
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By MintyDixCharrington on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:53:54
can't believe nobody has asked the key question.

george bush - gordon brown. you have to give ONE of them a blowjob or something awful happens to your family. Which one?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By littlelapin on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:53:46
Aitch - same here, cannot do wrap dresses as I am v v petite (ie short)
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By morningpaper on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:53:39
I think that's true about husbands and nannies! FGS whenever anyone on here mentions that their hubby has been out with an old female friend there is UPROAR! People are screaming DIVORCE! That's just a nice friendly dinner date. Lock those husbands in a house with a rather lovely 19 year old all day and no one WORRIES?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Aitch on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:53:38
itroll i did say fragrant...
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By willow on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:53:33
Lord, that's depressing. Albeit probably true.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By indiaknight on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:53:26
I went to the Bodydoctor. I was waiting to get really into exercise, feel high, get totally obsessed etc etc.... never happened. Now I just walk. I believe in walking.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Pan on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:53:12
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By ahundredtimes on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:53:07
Ok I'll have Aitch as my personal shopper. I just remembered the LB article, and was soooo impressed.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Mog on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:53:07
Do you know Caitlin Moran well. She seems like a right laugh.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By ProjectIcarus on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:53:04
hey -- I recommend lilylolo round her!

I am looking forward to a severe clothes binge when at target.(your diet natch)

Oh Oh and some american muppet is using "the idiot proof diet" name

here
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Wotznot2know on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:53:02
India - What will you look forward to after 10pm
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By expatinscotland on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:52:53
Size 18 UK, Aitch.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By woopsadaisy on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:52:49
have you ever met any other authors/celebs at events that are really horrible???
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By indiaknight on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:52:26
HW: I used to think that. Now I think any man, no matter how lovely, kind, devoted, etc etc, would probably have a shag if he knew for certain he'd never be caught.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Aitch on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:52:19
her styling changed daily, hundredx, so as to point up her intellect (suit) shaggability (blousy thing) and demureness (weirdy flower thing). and come on, i'm spot on with the lindy chamberlain am i not.

and PI, the dress is big on teh shoulders and longer than i need too. it's a wrap so you'd think you could just pull it tighter but clever old DVF makes for proper women in bigger sizes, so the whole thing is larger. it'd look FAB on tall, statuesque, buxom beauty. i'm too short for it. [gutted]
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By expatinscotland on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:52:06
Personal trainer?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By indiaknight on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:51:34
100 - I used a personal shopper once, when I lost a ton of weight and didn't know where to start. It's not like she calls in once a week with a new wardrobe. ALas.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By indiaknight on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:50:47
No, I've never met Gina Ford.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UCM on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:50:41
But you could bang on about it through your column, the more people who bring it to the fore, the better.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By ahundredtimes on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:50:21
Don't you have a personal shopper IK? I remember Lynn Barber used her <swoon>.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By woopsadaisy on Mon 02-Jul-07 21:50:20
<<silly gushing moment ahead>>

really really love all your books!!
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