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By Wed 30-Sep-09 14:37:54 Add message | Report | Contact poster
inspired by the thread about the dailymail-o-matic.

AIBU TO VACCINATE MY CHILDS NITS
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Wed 21-Oct-09 22:01:36
GORDON BROWN WEARS JEGGINGS OVER 40: DAILY MAIL LINK
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sat 03-Oct-09 22:07:30
JUDGEY PANTS SELL OUT AFTER WOMAN SPOTTED FEEDING 5 MONTH OLD FROM JAR
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 01-Oct-09 16:46:03
BODEN CLAD, FRUITSHOOT SWILLING MUM FOILS RAID AT GREGGS SAUSAGE ROLL PLANT

MOONCUP DETERMINED AS MURDER WEAPON IN THREAD KILLER CASE
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 01-Oct-09 09:26:23
I am still laughing at Pixie 16:07

absolute MN
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MUMSNET DO-IT-YOURSELF LADYGARDEN HAIRCUT: SHARE YOUR PICTURES HERE
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 01-Oct-09 08:44:31
lol at the international expedition grin
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 01-Oct-09 07:18:51
MAN'S INTERNATIONAL EXPEDITION TO FIND HIMSELF FAILS DUE TO LACK OF PHONE SIGNAL-WIFE SAYS HE COULDN'T ARRANGE A TRIP OVER THE NAUGHTY STEP

WOMEN WEEP AS SHEEP ASK FOR UGGS BACK

NEW BANK HOLIDAY TO BE CALLED BUMSEX FRIDAY

KEEP YOUR FROTTAGE FOR THE COTTAGE SAY CAMPERS
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 01-Oct-09 06:46:30
GLARING PENGUIN FLOUNCES ON WAY TO GREGGS; BUYS "NICE HAM" IN WAITROSE INSTEAD.
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 01-Oct-09 06:24:36
COD SIGHTINGS INCREASE; AIBU OT GVIE KISD FISH FNIGERS FOR TAE?
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Wed 30-Sep-09 23:34:18
AIBU to sack my au pair for having bumsex with a penguin in a disabled parking space?
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