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Add message | Report | Contact poster By Wed 30-Sep-09 14:37:54  
inspired by the thread about the dailymail-o-matic.

AIBU TO VACCINATE MY CHILDS NITS
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grin
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BODEN CATALOGUE STOLEN BY MIL: DEVASTATED!
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NANNY FEEDS PFB A FRUITSHOOT: DEVASTATED!
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hahahahah. That made me snort tea out of my nose grin
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NEIGHBOUR PARKED ACROSS MY MOONCUP: DEVASTATED.
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AIBU TO THINK I SHOULD HAVE PRIORITY ON THE P&T SPACES BECAUSE I'M BREASTFEEDING?
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EARLY WEANING CAUSES VACCINATION - SHOCK!
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MUM DETAINED FOR ILLEGALLY WALKING NEIGHBOUR'S CHILD HOME FROM SCHOOL
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lol geo. Very topical
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