BODEN the endless threads about quality. These have been around since Dawn of time.

(97 Posts)
Fregley Thu 26-Jan-12 16:48:06

In the Beginning there was the word and the word was with johnny. And the word was johnny.

Through him all clothes were made; without him nothing was made that was of bad quality.

In him was sass and that sass was the light of women.

and on the first day he invented applique and he saw that it was good.

Fregley Thu 26-Jan-12 17:06:52

On the second day he matched lurid colours together and saw it wasngood.

PosieParker Thu 26-Jan-12 17:07:58

On the third day he mixed fabrics and threw them together throughout his range....

wildfig Thu 26-Jan-12 17:53:25

On the fourth day, he befrilled a skirt and behold, it was 'sassy'.

And Lo! there was Hotch and later, Potch. Verily, Hotch begot Potch and the issue was eyewatering colourful.

Fregley Thu 26-Jan-12 18:02:29

on the fith day he invented " the sixties style" and scattered it everywhere.

slalomsuki Thu 26-Jan-12 18:38:59

On the sixth day he proclaimed, " let there be everyday, essential and party to lead the way"

dreamingofsun Thu 26-Jan-12 19:21:20

on the seventh day Simone said 'how do you feel about men with ginger hair?'

And verrily Adam became vexed by Eve's apple print top in scarlet melange

Dollydowser Thu 26-Jan-12 19:37:45

You forgot the melange.

Bienchen Thu 26-Jan-12 19:45:49

And season after season of shoes with kitten heels...

lifesalongsong Thu 26-Jan-12 20:07:43

Who is Dawn, is she a freind of Sharon's?

Fregley Thu 26-Jan-12 20:15:42

LOLOLOL at Simone

Fregley Thu 26-Jan-12 20:16:22

The lord looked around and knew something was missing.
Men with beards.

Lo. He created them

Emo76 Thu 26-Jan-12 20:18:55

On the first day of the second week he dealt with all the returns which had been sent

Fregley Thu 26-Jan-12 20:19:53

On the eleventh day he scattered 10% off and free returns to the righteous.

Emo76 Thu 26-Jan-12 20:20:01

On the second day of the second week he decreed you can only be or have FUN if you are wearing a FUN cardi.

And then in a moment of divine brilliance, he created the discount count.

And there was much rejoicing.

MeSugar Thu 26-Jan-12 20:20:53

And when Jamie, the issue of Hotch and Potch, reached his ninth year he placed his boardshorts upon him and uttered his yukkiest food to be peas.

Fregley Thu 26-Jan-12 20:22:19

And god gathered the customers afore him. And seoerated them to the left and the right. The goat hide to the left and the lambs wool to the right.

And he spaketh
"you have clothed me when I was naked and visited my site of web, you shall ascend into bode-heaven"

And he looketh at the goats.
"you forsook me for Zara and their long legged items of temptation.you shall burn in hell"

Lol at count code, fingers faster than brain (not difficult).

Fregley Thu 26-Jan-12 20:23:00

Lol at dis count

SixtyFootDoll Thu 26-Jan-12 20:23:27

Have you been sniffing tippex again?

And as he spoke, the heavens rained down tears upon his followers and unto them the Rainy Day Mac was born.

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