Mumsnet Talk

I would love a MN bear, it could come to stay and have a one night stand with DD's fairy bear.
Donkey would see it all from the toy chest and then gossip with Harrods bear who always thought Fairy bear would be his one day so it all kicks off and a some little people get injured in a bun fight so MN bear is asked to leave.

Fairy bear sobs into DD's pillow for a night or 2 until tie my laces doll takes her to razzle and she gets pissed on pink cocktails and has a snog fessed with Harrods bear.

So much better than school bear who needs to be photographed in the largest garden on the most expensive wooden climbing frame and has jacket pots wih cavier for his tea.

You know there will be bearbumsex

Count me in then.

I'll be in the competitive laziness camp

spreadsheet time

But how long would it be before he is bear knapped and held for a ransom of gregs sausage rolls, a holiday to butlins and a large can of stella!!

rofl bear bumsex

If Pombear comes to stay do you get P&C parking with NO RESTRICTIONS?

I think we need to apply for a blue badge and a radar key

Right....

Here's what I'm thinking

Shall we set up a yahoo/hotmail acc that people can email to register interest.

You can register interest with RL name or MN name (whatever you feel comfortable with). That way your MN name doesn't ever get linked with your RL name.

If you choose your MN name the parcel could then be forwarded to you as MNer of the House (seems to work well for the Xmas Appeal)

You then decide if you want to blog about Pom under:

Your RL Name
MN Name
or you could ask to be assigned MNer001 (and so on) as your blog posting name

We set up a blog page (hmm, am not so hot on those....Fermit??)

There will be a data protection disclaimer as wel for your address etc

<overthinks...it's late...>

No no no to the bumsex
What will he/she be called?

Oops just read the name (that's not copywrite is it?)

I'm in

Wow! That's good thinking. Do you want to handle the email yahoo/hotmail side data protection (it sounds like you know your stuff) and I'll do the blog bit? Should be able to set it so that you can post to a site either as one or mutiple users.

I have about six names so far... I think.

Or copyright, even.
God I'm not even drunk.

Sounds like a great idea. He would have a really boring time at mine though - it would be like "here is bear unloading the shopping" and "here is bear doing some ironing"

Bear that fits through letter box or a bigger sized bear? As I said, do have one (ages ago gift) but am open to suggestions.

#ebays bear#

You could send him to me for a holiday abroad (Canada)

Fitting through letterbox would mean less time with "bear lying in local sorting office".
But will make the bumsex more difficult.

Do you think mn would let it Ne part of their feature bloggers
It would be great if he could fit in letter box, a bit like flat stanley (please tell me I'm not alone in having to read those books as a kid)

An MandS Bear?

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/M-S-CONNOISSEUR-TEDDY-BEAR-COLLECTION-CHRISTMAS-BARGAIN-99p-/140610802083?pt=UK_Dolls_Bears_RL&hash=item20bd0e91a3

Lisa I just ordered flat stanley this evening for my nephew!

Or two for the price of one:

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/two-small-teddy-bears-/180729359244?pt=UK_Dolls_Bears_RL&hash=item2a144f2b8c

It should of course be "speziale"

Think we should have further conflabs and a bump for this tomorrow Fermit

Lisad, I think MNHQ should be made to have it as a top blogger

Only if i NEVER HAVE TO HAVE THE FUCKING THING ...

Good Grief.

I would put in in the cupboard under the stairs and shut the door for a week.....until it is flea ridden <from my dogs> and the rats have chewed it's arm orf.