The Brexit Arms goes forth! All welcome. Leavers, Remainers, Couldn't give a Tossers, & openly gay athletes.

[surferjet]

Welcome

Hey surfer

Yay! I was first in the pub

Reminds me of christmas eve 2014

This is really embarrassing but I can't remember if you're a leaver or remainer?

I thought it didnt matter

If I'm a remainder who would be a leaver if it came to a next time how many gins would it take to put me under the table?

2

Well obviously I'm not a remainder I don't even like maths...

frantic

My autocorrect keeps changing remainer to remainder as well

It doesn't matter. You're right

Good

I will have a pint...of wine

You make me laugh

Rufus - blimey you were quick off the mark. I wanted to be first but I had to answer a call of nature!!

Good title!

I used to be a governor at a school

i once said "i am not sure why i am here"

And my associate said

"For light relief "

I decided to take it as a complement

time

I can wee and mumsnet at the same time

True fact

Definitely a compliment

Thank you YonicProbe

yonic

My theory is that...

its better than having an accident on the sofa

Rufus - Wow I'm impressed, I might give that a go at the weekend (obviously I will borrow DPs phone until I have mastered it)

Health & safety?
meh.
No silly EU rules in here..

time

Good idea

Try not to get confused with which hand is holding the phone and which is holding the toilet paper

Ipads are not absorbent

Also a true fact

And a top tip

Woo hoooooo surferjet I have been off MN for about a week, went in earlier today, found the first Brexit Arms thread and read it, thought 'Oh dear the dedicated humourless ones are going to derail this, whether they're Brexit or Bremain',

And you've had the guts to come back!

Just to clarify for anyone who isn't up to speed, I'm one of the Lexitteers. On many many levels I'm actually conservative with a small C. And on several others I'm labour, with a small L. But on democracy I go rather angry. God knows our First Past the Post constituency system here in the UK is shit. But the EU parliament is actually worse. I decided to vote out the moment I discovered that EU MEPs can't propose legislation, the best they can do is offer an opinion on legislation proposed by the Great And The Good.

I'm putting a large drink and a packet of cheese & onion crisps behind the bar for Winchester when she comes in - she's doing a sterling job in Brexit Arms 1.