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Jordan's auctioning her implants: what would you do with them if you won?

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avenanap · 04/03/2008 23:29

Footballs

juggling balls

tenpin bowling balls

bouncing castle for the kids.

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LadyOfWaffle · 04/03/2008 23:30

birthing ball

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avenanap · 04/03/2008 23:32

They were on there a few weeks ago, I'm not sure what happened and who the unlucky lucky person was. What would you do with them?

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meandboys · 04/03/2008 23:33

water balloons

would probably have to throw them from 18th floor of tower block to bust the things

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avenanap · 04/03/2008 23:37

yoga ball.

Can you imagine playing volly ball with them? A shower of used silicone!

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warthog · 04/03/2008 23:37

bleeugghg

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avenanap · 04/03/2008 23:39

Have you seen the dirty sock for sale?

search.ebay.co.uk/search/search.dll?sofocus=bs&sbrftog=1&dfsp=32&catref=C6&from=R10& trksid=m37&satitle=dirty+socks&sacat=-1%26catref%3DC6&a25563=-24&a79680=-24&a10244=-24&alist=a25563 %2Ca42078%2Ca14%2Ca79680%2Ca79681%2Ca23720%2Ca10244&pfmode=1&reqtype=1&gcs=2715&pfid=4025&pfquery=d irty+socks&sargn=-1%26saslc%3D3&sadis=200&fpos=Postcode&sabfmts=1&saobfmts=insif&ga10244=10425&ftrt= 1&ftrv=1&saprclo=&saprchi=&fsop=32%26fsoo%3D2&fgtp=

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dippydeedoo · 04/03/2008 23:43

theres a lady on the craft thread that makes doorstops i think shes called tillyboo....bet she could use them to prop open a heavy door or 2 lol.....

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dippydeedoo · 04/03/2008 23:44

i bet the postage is expensive on them tho ......would the postie manipulate em thru the letterbox like a water snake??

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avenanap · 04/03/2008 23:45

Haa, she insured them didn't she? what, incase they sprung a leak?

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shabster · 04/03/2008 23:49

I would choke Jordan with one of them and Kerry Katona with the other

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avenanap · 04/03/2008 23:50

There's space for a few more. anyone else you're pissed off with? Go on, let it all out.

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dippydeedoo · 04/03/2008 23:51

ohh kerry katona gets on my tits let alone jordans implants

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BurpyErnie · 04/03/2008 23:52

use them to rest my elbow on whist I hold my head in my hands and cry.

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avenanap · 04/03/2008 23:52

Could use one as a hat for ascot.

Is that because she's pregnant and got a tattoo? That's a bit stupid of her. Anyone else, go on, let it out.

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avenanap · 04/03/2008 23:53

Cry about what BurpyErnie?

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dippydeedoo · 04/03/2008 23:56

aveanap no i just think shes a rough old bird lol ......

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dippydeedoo · 04/03/2008 23:57

awww burpy xxx

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BurpyErnie · 04/03/2008 23:57

Oh anything that takes my fancy.... They'd be good for tomorrow when I have to deal with the twins birthday party. My elbows will need comfortable support after that