The BESH Old Skool Gin Palais: if you're name's not down, you're not coming in

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Fri 29-Mar-13 21:19:00

Cream walls? Check
Pit of Doom? Check
Obscene amount of gin in well stocked bar? Check

The BESH Gin Palais is open to those who fit our demanding criteria. Seek out the BESHtionnaire and prove yourselves worthy - under 30s and instadiffers will be escorted from the premises <stern face>

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Fri 29-Mar-13 21:30:01

Come on, where are you all??

RaspberrySnowCone Fri 29-Mar-13 21:30:10

Fuck yeah. Cosy palais ~~lets pizza/ice cream gut hang out~~

Them corsets were a bitch.

RaspberrySnowCone Fri 29-Mar-13 21:30:30

In here!!

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Fri 29-Mar-13 21:31:54

Thank god for that!

<cracks open gin>

RaspberrySnowCone Fri 29-Mar-13 21:32:34

Ahhhhh gin. Straight or with tonic?

TWinklyLittleStar Fri 29-Mar-13 21:33:54

<burns corset>
<necks gin from bottle>

Northey Fri 29-Mar-13 21:35:20

<lays out lines of baby dust>

<pins paint chart to back of bathroom door>

RaspberrySnowCone Fri 29-Mar-13 21:39:27

I've actually eaten so much I can't move. I'm gunna feel like poo tomorrow. Ick.

TWinklyLittleStar Fri 29-Mar-13 21:43:44

Link to the ackshual paint chart, for those of us who weren't around at the time.

rasp yeah I wasn't too impressed with the dietary advice. It does slightly stagger me how firmly in denial people can be about how much they eat. Not in a judgy way, just surprised.

<puts various fish in the fridge on standby>

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Fri 29-Mar-13 21:45:28

Sod the tonic, we take our gin straight with a little pink umbrella wink

<flings embroidery out the window>
<swigs gin>
<boots darcy out of bed and binges on baileys ice cream instead>

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Fri 29-Mar-13 21:47:40

Well done on finding the paint chart Twinks grin

The paint chart is fecking hilarious. BE is looking at me funny now. No way I can explain what I'm sniggering at..grinblush

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Fri 29-Mar-13 21:52:44

Where is Draf lately? Perhaps this will tempt her out wink

In the meantime, have this one oiled and sent to my room grin

HesterShaw Fri 29-Mar-13 21:59:01

Hurray!

<gets drunk>
<flings halibuts everywhere>
<kneecaps fellow BESH affectionately>
<insults instadiffers>

Back to basics again.

Everyone else can fuck off <obnoxious>

HesterShaw Fri 29-Mar-13 22:01:01

Oh look. I started that fred. I'd forgotten. It was Cass's idea though.

TWinklyLittleStar Fri 29-Mar-13 22:02:08

I was actually very BESH today. I refused to go on a baby oriented day out with rude instadiffer 'friend' and went out spending money, in that way we selfish barrens can [bgrin]

HesterShaw Fri 29-Mar-13 22:07:56

Oh good work. Did you get pissed as well?

evilgiraffe Fri 29-Mar-13 22:16:15

Yo, all. <looks menacing at non-criteria-meeting lurkers> NICE pics, Frank! Got any of Captain Fine Chris Pine or Karl Urban? I am a hopeless Kirk/McCoy shipper...

We watched O Brother, Where Art Thou? tonight, it's so good. Wonderful film.

I do have a soft spot for Tom Cruise though, I'm afraid. He's so completely crackers I can't help but feel a little bit pityingly affectionate towards him.

TWinklyLittleStar Fri 29-Mar-13 22:16:18

Ah fuck. Bunny fail. angry

Sadly I was driving so didn't get pissed. I did eat cake and swear liberally though.

FriendofDorothy Fri 29-Mar-13 22:18:22

I have never seen that paint chart fred before. Genius!

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Fri 29-Mar-13 22:34:55
HesterShaw Fri 29-Mar-13 22:52:29

O Brother Where Art Thou is genius.

I love this

evilgiraffe Fri 29-Mar-13 22:57:58

GORGEOUS <swoon>

Hest, that's my favourite song in the whole thing, I think. Just beautiful.

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