to want Simon Cowell to TAKE HIS ARM OFF CHERYL'S CHAIR

[clam]

FGS, he's draped all over her, every week. Can't take his eyes off her, whispering and simpering like a lovesick schoolboy.

[6feetundertheGroundhogs]

yeah, what IS that all about? Does Danni smell or something?

[TheFoosa]

he wants her

[MissMoopy]

He thinks he owns her. Horrid horrid man.

[Lifeinagoldfishbowl]

Yeah I don't like it either has a letcherous feel about it.

[shockers]

He really does....

[shockers]

want her I mean.... blimming heck, you lot are quick!

[StripeyKnickersSpottySocks]

He never used to do it to Sharon.

[FabioExtremeAngler]

Louis put superglue there just as the opening credits rolled.

[giddykipper]

Very proprietorial.

[AshleyCunt]

I don't mind or care innit.

[Shineynewthings]

Thought it was just me who noticed that!
Last week the hug he gave her after her performance was rather long and tight....

[Meglet]

Eeeeew, it's there now.

Take it off you creep!

[Hassled]

It's such a macho agressive thing to do. Like men who sit with their legs apart.

[babyelvis]

and he keeps winking at her the old perv

[GooberIsLockedInTheBootOfMyCar]

She lets him....

[AshleyCunt]

She's a lot tougher than she looks you know.

[artlesschaos]

Oh I hate the scrawny little Geordie scrubber! That tattoo on her hand...:0 Classy...
You could grate cheese with that accent...anyone seen the L'Oreal advert?
Hilarious!
Of course she's tougher than she looks...I haven't forgotten the toilet attendent altercation.

[pointyhat]

yanbu. I thought the same thing, this week and last week.

[MillyMollyMoo]

99.9% of men questiooned would happily swap places with Simon and make sure that Louie has to sit next to Dannii I reckon.

[AshleyCunt]

She has an iron grip.

In many respects.

But I love her earning potential despite her rock-hard Geordie ways.

[artlesschaos]

You can't knock the girl for getting the L'Oreal shampoo gig despite having a head full of fake, glued on hair.
She's definately falvour of the month and has an excellent agent.

[RubyBooBerry]

errr artless chaos, the Geordie accent is continually voted the most friendly in the UK. And I am one. So there

[artlesschaos]

I've nothing against Geordies. I think every household should have one as a pet. (I'm kidding.)

[RubyBooBerry]

ROFL!!

gonna use that as my FB status...changed somewhat

[AshleyCunt]

artless you'll get loads of posters backing you up there saying that Geordies are the only breed recommended by the Kennel Club.

I'd add toddlers to that. My DS was wandering around today wearing his sister's swimming goggles looking exactly like Sybil Trelawney. Every home should have one.