To think I don't need servicing this much?

[RunLikeTheDevil]

DH insists on servicing me at least every other night. I have told him that I don't need it that often but he insists we should to keep our relationship strong.

I'm due for a servicing tonight but I really can't be arsed. Am I just being lazy?

[MuffinBaker]

what?

[greatwhiteshark]

Every other night???? My DH is lucky if he gets to service me (horrible phrase!) every other month

[Seona1973]

I'm lucky if we do it more than once a week and sometimes that is an effort. I am a bit lazy though

[JaquelinehydeAllTheEggs]

Huh?

[Seona1973]

p.s. we have been together for 16 years though

[DSM]

1/10

[HeadFairy]

Perhaps if you were making love (or even just having sex) rather than servicing it would be more appealing?

[greatwhiteshark]

The more I think about this thread, the more I am cringing that you wrote 'servicing me' - are you at all involved in the process, or do you just lie back and think of England (or read your book or watch tv or play on a ds lite) until it's all over?

[TrinityIsGettingABabyRhino]

crap troll

[JaquelinehydeAllTheEggs]

OK we're talking about having sex, so lets be adults and call it sex and not servicing!

DP wants it every night from me but he doesn't get it every night. Probably a few nights a weeks at most.

[MeltedEasterEgg]

pmsl at the thought of OP playing on a DS lite whilst being "serviced"

[MargaretMountford]

oh dear..I thought this was going to be an amusing thread about over zealous gas engineers or something...
go and do your homework now

[Bigpants1]

Blimey,OP, thats quite something what with fuel being the price it is at the moment. Sounds like your dh keeps the pumps busy down your way,(fnah,fnah).

[nevergoogledragonbutter]

does he lift you up using a jack and slide underneath on one of those wheelie board things i've seen them use on eastenders???

if so, that sounds like fun.

YABU.

[Alibabaandthe40bunnies]

Horrid phrase!

[Mumcentreplus]

hahaha serviced?...(car??)...well i like to be pleasured very often every other sounds nice..sometimes I'm not in the mood..but when it gets going I certainly don't want him to stop!

[BananaFruitBunny]

Thank you greatwhiteshark. It never occured to me to play on the DS. That should stave off the boredom.

[Gunnerbean]

Tell him you've given it up for Lent, or failing that tell him you've decided it's vastly over-rated in a marriage (which of course it is).

[Mumcentreplus]

speak for yaself Gunner!

[Gunnerbean]

Maybe you haven't been married as long as me Mumcentreplus

[Mumcentreplus]

how long huh?......we have been together about 15yrs married 8 this year..top that lady! ..she probably will the cow!

[Bigpants1]

Where is the OP? Do you think she is being serviced rtght now? Maybe her dh has learnt some new tricks on his wheelie-board thing-look dw-no hands,(snigger, snigger).

[Mumcentreplus]

lmao @ Bigpants..if she's lucky

[Bigpants1]

Do you think he,(dh), pays at the pump with his Nectar Card? Think of the assortment of goodies he could purchase to enhance his dws service. To add to the authenticity of the occassion, someone could pop up and ask if she would like her windscreen washed.(oh, im on a roll now).

[Mumcentreplus]

def. getting extra points!..lmao windscreen washed = breast lickin..