Perf for Surf

[Mookie81]

AIBU to say fuck off with this annoying, stupid advert?!

[Stressedout10]

What ad?

[Mookie81]

A new ad for Surf washing liquid with Dani Dyer.
It's terrible and cringy as hell!

[Mookie81]

Who's the 1 eejit that disagrees?

[Divgirl2]

Oh, it's Dani Dyer. I saw the advert earlier but had no idea who the annoying girl was. Thanks!

Also - YANBU.

[putonyourdancingshoes]

It's awful!

[MyFokMarelize]

What's a 'perf'?

[glueandstick]

I thought dani dyer was a bloke?

[Eminybob]

Danny Dyer is her dad

[RubberTreePlant]

What does it mean?

[pigsDOfly]

Okay, I get the Surf bit, although didn't realise that Surf was still a around, but what hell does Perf mean

[HollyM89]

I've just seen it for the first time, it's awful!!

[dangrenade]

Great thread.

[ButterflyCandy86]

It means "perfect", everything's perfect with Surfect... You aren't being unreasonable, it's just stupid and annoying, and makes a mockery out of true old school cockney's... this new school "over the top", desperate to stay relevant and be noticed TOWIE style exaggeration of the cockney accent mixed with deliberate stupidity and "I'm thick as 2 planks" is just pathetic, and totally pointless, you're still not relevant.

[Fiveletters]

It’s awful

[StreetwiseHercules]

Dreadful advert from dreadful, ruthless phony Dani Dyer.

[Shoppingwithmother]

I thought it must be some sort of radical feminist?

[pigsDOfly]

Thank you ButterflyCandy86 for that explanation.

So 'everything's 'perf' with Surf.' Dear god, does no one speak sensible English anymore?

Haven't actually seen the advertisement but there is no product on earth that Danny Dyer could persuade me to buy. If he were advertising oxygen, I think I'd rather go without.

[ButterflyCandy86]

Lol, he is actually alright, it's his daughter DANI DYER that's in the advert, who I cannot stand, and her stupid wannabe boyfriend trying his hardest to speak ridiculous exaggerated cockney and please her dad Danny Dyer, with his awful veneers and Essex boy quigg, Ralph Lauren shirts, and tight Jean's, urgh!!! Honestly her and him, they are both so annoying!

[TrendyNorthLondonTeen]

I wouldn't mind it so much if "perf" and "surf" actually rhymed as I assume they're supposed to.

[Theimpossiblegirl]

My money is on her being on I'm a Celebrity this year. There's a bit of jungle featured in the really annoying Surf advert.

[pigsDOfly]

Oh okay, I thought it was him, as I say I haven't seen it. Didn't realise there was a Dani Dyer as well as a Danny.

[PenguinWings]

To me "perf" is short for "perforated". As in "can I have another 2 units of blood for the perf DU in cubicle 7".

It doesn't really make me think of clean things.

[Lenny67]

I'm sure "perf with surf" would mean perfume with surf for the "longer lasting fragrance". Ermm maybe a different advert.... Lol.

[MardyMavis]

That advert is fucking awful hate it with a passion

[ButterflyCandy86]

No I'm sure it means "perfect", implying everything's perfect with Surf, because she mentions stains I think and other things that cause an inconvenience.