Someone shit the bed

[queenmools]

We had a couple of guests sleeping in the spare bed on Friday night. I've just been in to change the covers ahead of more guests next week. When I took off the duvet I discovered a giant poo patch in the middle of one side ( human bum level.) Skiddy with lumps and some yellow stains around. One of the guests does have a digestive disorder so could be forgiven. Tiny chance it could have been the cat but doubtful as it was inside the covers. Anyway aibu to think that if you have a digestive disorder and this sort of thing happens you bloody well wear pants in someone else's bed. Also you strip the bed, you don't just leave a nasty surprise for the host. I'm just glad I decided to strip the bed between guests!

[Salmotrutta]

Grim

[SuburbanRhonda]

Really?

[PopGoesTheWeaz]

you wouldn't normally strip the bed between guests. Grim. even for a troll.

[dontpokethebear]

Really.....

[WanderingTrolley1]

Of course yanbu.

Who is going to tell you otherwise?

[crje]

Anal sex

Used to work in hotels

[bumsexatthebingo]

Christ that's grim. I could never have them stay with me again and I would have to bin the sheets!

[JenLindleyShitMom]

you wouldn't normally strip the bed between guests.

[queenmools]

I'm not a troll! I'm real. This happened. Yes I normally strip the bed between guests and I'm very glad I do.

[queenmools]

I have binned the sheets.

[MakeMyWineADouble]

😷

[ChocoChou]

Who doesn't strip the beds between guests?

[MrsTerryPratchett]

My cat used to shit inside the bed. [helpful]

[Patriciathestripper1]

Don't invite them again. That is disgusting

[PinkFondantFancy]

Of course you strip the bed between guests!! I would be binning the sheets too, grim grim grim!

[queenmools]

If it was the cat you'd have thought they would have said so. I know the sheets were clean before they went to bed because I put them on that morning.

[KingJoffreysRestingCuntface]

m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=xed-WE7kQ48

Meh. Shit happens...

[Vinorosso74]

Grim and yes I would have binned the sheet too. I'm suddenly remembering that scene from Trainspotting where Spud strips the bed after his mishap.....

[rollonthesummer]

I'm just glad I decided to strip the bed between guests!

You make it sound like you don't normally!!

[liz70]

Perhaps they shared a giant Creme Egg as part of their nightly activities? clutches at straws

[Allthewaves]

Guest might have been wearing pants but had a bad accident. Perhaps way too embarrassed to say anything esp with medical condition.

[Vinorosso74]

Haha cross post KingJoffreys

[Allthewaves]

And who doesn't chnage sheets between guests, that's grim

[lottieandmia]

Ewww that is gross. Leaving it for you to find is rude. I'm so glad I never have house guests.

[QueenMortificado]

Perhaps they shared a giant Creme Egg as part of their nightly activities?

Was that a creme egg gifted to them after they had been rude to a MN-er?