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To wish Muller Corner would stop the yogurt on the nose gag now!

42 replies

TrivialBlah · 25/05/2016 23:39

It does nothing but annoy the hell out of me now! Just STOP IT!

I know, I DO need to get out more.

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ImpossibleDog · 25/05/2016 23:40

YANBU

I can't stand it!

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FeliciaJollygoodfellow · 25/05/2016 23:41

YANBU.

It makes me actually angry.

I too am aware I need to get out more Grin

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VioletBam · 25/05/2016 23:41

YANBU! I HATE it and I hate that lid licking thing whoever that is.

It's disgusting.

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Myusernameismyusername · 25/05/2016 23:42

My DD's hate this too

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Wolfiefan · 25/05/2016 23:43

It's not cute. Stop it Muller!!!!

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justdontevenfuckingstart · 25/05/2016 23:45

You are all BU I regularly fall over and get yoghurt on my nose. It is hilarious and utterly adorable. I howl with laughter every time I do it.

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TrivialBlah · 25/05/2016 23:46

I've never eaten one and got yogurt smeared on my nose!

When is NS going to end this gig! Messy cow!

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Myusernameismyusername · 25/05/2016 23:47

The Greek one with the falling pillars was the worst one

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thecatfromjapan · 25/05/2016 23:48

You are right. It is very annoying.

I eat a lot of yoghurt. I manage to not get it on my nose. Because I am an adult and can negotiate the complexity of pot, lid, spoon.

I can't understand what I am supposed to be feeling with that ad.

Am I supposed to find it winsome that Nicole can't manage a yoghurt pot lid?

And why would that make me want to eat their yoghurt?

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Mummyme1987 · 25/05/2016 23:48

Come on she doesn't eat the yoghurt ( or anything probably).

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thecatfromjapan · 25/05/2016 23:50

justdon'tevenstart

You're doing it wrong. You eat yoghurt with a spoon, not your nose.

You have to stop sniffing it.

It's not coke.

You're going to drown.

In yoghurt.

That's not a cool way to shuffle off this mortal coil.

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KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes · 25/05/2016 23:51

It's grim.

Could they not find an actress who can eat food without getting it all over her face??

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justdontevenfuckingstart · 25/05/2016 23:54

thecat no I am definitely doing it right cos I can scoop it up with just the yoghurt on top of the spoon with a bit of fruit beautifully perched on top. I have an orgasm when I slowly lick it off too. (that never happens when I inhale a BigMac)

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thecatfromjapan · 25/05/2016 23:57

Am worried for NS now.

The more I think about it, the more I think she may have yoghurt abuse issues.

In the short term, am worried about drowning issues.

Perhaps next adver needs someone blowing yoghurt up her butt?

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TrivialBlah · 26/05/2016 00:24

I think she needs to be put into stocks and have out of date yogurts thrown at her! Let's see how perfectly the yogurt splatters fall then!

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thecatfromjapan · 26/05/2016 00:53

Nop. That's just being mean to NS.

She didn't make the stupid advert.

Advert clearly made by people who a. do not eat yoghurt (cf. earlier comments regarding how yoghurt is consumed) b. perhaps do not know any people, thus think (erroneously) people will (i) find this yoghurt-on-nose horror cute and (ii) be propelled by said (erroneous) cute-finding to purchase yoghurt.

This is not true. Fortunately. Or people would die out, having attempted to ingest yoghurt through nose.

I am beginning to think this advert is worse than the centaurs one. Which was disturbing. And wrong on many levels (cf. thread on centaurs, particularly references to possible diet of centaurs).

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FirstWeTakeManhattan · 26/05/2016 00:56

I'm sure the reason I don't buy little pots of yoghurt is because all of the adverts are so bloody awful and patronising.

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BettyDraper1 · 27/05/2016 10:12

I agree, I've done a one-woman boycott of Muller since they started this patronising campaign. Who exactly is it supposed to appeal to?

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Arfarfanarf · 27/05/2016 10:14

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Wolfiefan · 27/05/2016 10:17

Yes arf. Supposed to be cute and flirty.
Just irritating and annoying.
Ads that say nothing about the product. Just "aren't girls funny. Can't even manage to eat yoghurt properly! So ditzy!" Grrrrrr.

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SlimCheesy · 27/05/2016 10:34

It is stupid and dumb and pathetic. Everytime it comes on DH says 'why is she famous again?'I have to tell him. THAT annoys me also. Wasting valuable spoken words on NS and that stupid ad.

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LarrytheCucumber · 27/05/2016 10:38

Agreed. We turn the sound off or change channels until she's gone. I have never bought a yoghourt because of an advert anyway.

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TheWitTank · 27/05/2016 10:40

If someone pulled an entire bloody table cloth from my perfectly laid full of food table I wouldn't be doubled over with laughter at ditzy NS flat on her back giggling flirtatiously with yoghurt on her nose. Who serves yoghurt for pudding at a party anyway?! I have to turn these ads over. Infuriating!

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Witchend · 27/05/2016 10:41

It's done it's job as an advert though. You're all talking about it.

I've not seen any of the adverts and have no wish to.

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TheDropBear · 27/05/2016 10:42

I always thought it was an attempt to use sex to sell yoghurt. A beautiful woman makes an orgasm noise and then gets white stuff on her face? Every time it comes on I moan about how ridiculous it isn't.
Have I completely misjudged this and my mind is creating things that aren't there? Blush

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