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Another parking one - but with a happy ending!

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wineoclockthanks · 16/04/2016 12:57

There is a problem parking in our street - too many cars and not enough spaces means you often don't get a space directly outside your house. Ok, not the end of the world.

We have a bonkers neighbour a few doors down who feels he is superior to us all and deserves 'his' space, fair enough, but where it gets nasty is that cars that park in his space tend to end up with some sticky crap on them which damage the paintwork. (the Police have been informed but he's never been caught in the act so there's nothing they can do)

So, this morning, I noticed a rogue car outside his house and heard him and his wife having a massive barney in the street which included Knobhead saying: "well how was I supposed to know, I wouldn't have done it if I'd known"

It transpires that his wife took their car to be serviced and was given a courtesy car which she parked in 'his' space - she then goes out, he must have come home, seen the car and squirted whatever shit he does all over the bonnet (it's totally trashed the paintwork).

The best bit (according to NDN) is that she didn't take out the damage insurance and so this time, HE will discover how expensive his malicious little game is! Plus, a number of people heard his "confession" so hopefully this will be the last time.

If anyone sees the Karma fairy, please thank her from me!

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DoreenLethal · 16/04/2016 12:59

Oh good. I dream of those sort of moments. Nice one Karma Fairy.

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SoupDragon · 16/04/2016 12:59

Simply fabulous! :o

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Palomb · 16/04/2016 13:01

Haha! Brilliant Grin

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TheDuchessOfArbroathsHat · 16/04/2016 13:01

He's probably squirting Nitromors or some other paintstripper on it isn't he? I do hope it costs them a LOT of money to get it fixed!

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catkind · 16/04/2016 13:01

Awesome!

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Lweji · 16/04/2016 13:04

Great story. Grin

He's playing a dangerous game, of course, because neighbours could start damaging his car if theirs is targeted at any point. Just saying...

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SauvignonBlanche · 16/04/2016 13:05

Excellent! Grin

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CookieLady · 16/04/2016 13:05

Love it! Grin

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Balletgirlmum · 16/04/2016 13:05

I love it.

Karma indeed.

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MammaTJ · 16/04/2016 13:13

Oh that is brilliant! Give the karma fairy a medal!

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Sparklycat · 16/04/2016 13:17

I love it!!

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Sunnybitch · 16/04/2016 13:19

Grin bloody brilliant!

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BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 16/04/2016 13:20

As ye sow, so shall ye reap.
Or summat like that

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redexpat · 16/04/2016 13:20

Natural Justice!

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BuunyChops · 16/04/2016 13:26

So brilliant!!!

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sparechange · 16/04/2016 13:35

This has made my day! Can you sneak a photo of the damage for us?

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JennyOnAPlate · 16/04/2016 13:36

GrinGrinGrin

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puddleduckmummy · 16/04/2016 13:41

Ha ha thank you Karma fairy, you excellent friend!

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WhyCantIuseTheNameIWant · 16/04/2016 13:44

Brilliant!
Karma at its best.

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Lumpylumperson · 16/04/2016 13:49

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Janecc · 16/04/2016 13:51

Oh how funny. Silly man. Brilliant!! Wife must be so embarrassed now.

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TheVeganVagina · 16/04/2016 13:52

That is a really happy ending!

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onedogatoddlerandababy · 16/04/2016 13:55

GrinGrin
I hope his wife makes him take it back so he can face the music.

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Lweji · 16/04/2016 13:57

It would be even funnier if the wife reported him to the police.

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2016namechangecomingalong · 16/04/2016 13:58

That is funny! Shocking that he thinks it's ok to do that to anyone's car though.

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