To be wondering what I'm going to spend ALL this money on?

[MyIronLung]

I received a call from the CSA today to inform me that they've managed to locate ds (3.6) father. I haven't had a maintenence payment for quite a while (about 2 1/2 years).
Payments of £10 fortnightly are going to start in 4-6 weeks with the added bonus of...wait for it... An extra 50p a week for his arrears!

I feel rich!!

[FuckItBucket]

Oh lord!

Imagine the things you could buy?! You will never have to work this that amount!

I get the figure of £5 every few month of I'm desperate. He always asks for it back too

[MyIronLung]

Well so he should fuckitbucket. Don't you know that kids can live off thin air and we're all money grabbing harridans?!

[PiperIsTerrysChoclateOrange]

A Disney cruise or retire to the tropics.

[MyIronLung]

Sod it Piper I'll just do both. After all I am rolling in it now

[Guiltypleasures001]

Cadburys cream egg

[MyIronLung]

guilty that sounds like a plan!

[ouryve]

You could have a fortnightly splurge in Poundland with the catch up money!

[MyIronLung]

Ouryve oh the glamour

[Guiltypleasures001]

Oh bugger me if ya talking pound land that's 2 two tins of monster energy drink for a quid blimey utter life of Riley love

[KatoPotato]

'Ere rich lady? Toss us a shilling eh? I'll shine Yer shoes?

[MyIronLung]

Kato I'm very sorry but I doubt I'll even notice mere paupers anymore. I'll be far to busy and important doing rich lady things.

[Guiltypleasures001]

Feels the need to doff me cap everytime I post in ere now

[MyIronLung]

too
Stupid laptop!

[londonrach]

Every month a lottery ticket!!! What riches await. Personally think the poundland trip every 2 weeks or a cream egg better value.

[CupidStuntSurvivor]

Caviar's on you OP .

[KatoPotato]

I think your first purchase should be a cane and Spatz.

[londonrach]

In my childhood i could get one kinda egg, pack of polos and some penny sweats and get change from 50p! Op invent timetravel and you right with this extra money!!!!

[MyIronLung]

I'm just perusing holiday homes in the Maldives. You're all welcome (in 4-6 weeks), just don't forget the energy drinks and cream eggs.

Oh what fun!

[MyIronLung]

Londonrach I'll get my,soon to be hired, team of genius scientists right on it.

[Guiltypleasures001]

Skips in with a pack of spangles and candy cigarette sweets with the red ends to pretend they were real. Feels old now oh you could get 2.5 oz of cola cubes

[MyIronLung]

I remember going to the shop and buying half penny sweets. I could've had 100 of those buggers!

[scousadelic]

I hope you remember this princely sum has to spent for the benefit of your DS. Can't have you swanning around on ill-gotten gains and depriving him of his rightful good fortune

[Guiltypleasures001]

Can said child not partake in the energy drink and cream egg the ?
If not a fruit shoot and a sausage roll would soon see him right

[MyIronLung]

scousadelic don't worry. I'll let him have half of my monster energy drink.

[MyIronLung]

guilty X post. Great minds and all that...