There's some kind of heinous tummy bug in my house that only affects men. DP and DS smell like a punch in the face. I'm so far unaffected. In between loads of washing and scrubbing poo off the walls (that was DS, not DP luckily) I'm keeping myself entertained with poo-related puns. So far I have "Poo-nami" "Poo-plosion" "Three Shits to the Wind" and "Bowel Down Before Me"
Contributions welcome. I'm desperate.
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For making up poo puns to keep myself entertained during tummy bug hell?
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Dutch1e · 01/02/2015 21:22
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