Anyone having a shittier day than me???

[curiousgeorgie]

Drove into a space at Sainsburys just as my front tyre bursts. Very friendly people tried to help me but it won't reinflate. Have absolutely no tyre changing skills DD2 screaming and DD1 due to finish nursery...

Panic. Have to leave car there to get home. (No pram of course so carrying giant DD2 who is nicknamed Chunk for a reason!)

Sent lovely stepdad to change the tyre, except wheel nut locked or something like that, so impossible.

AA can't come out for hours, Sainsbury's annoyed at me leaving my car. (Especially parked in coveted P&C!)

Never mind, FIL to the rescue. He will go to sainsburys and try to placate them and get his Greenflag people to come now. Except his ancient micra breaks down on the bloody way!!!!!

AA phones and can come now, except FIL has the key now and is of another age and hasn't fully charged his mobile phone in years days. So he now appears to be uncontactable. Of course.

Sainsburys is currently in the midst of tearing down carpark structures so I absolutely cannot leave my car there all night. Shit. No idea what to do about that...

Doorbell rings, it's absolutely lovely cousin dropping by for a chat. While I'm regaling her with the car saga, my dog steals her shoe. Her very expensive shoe and has literally eaten half of it. Shit.

Apologising profusely, I am interrupted by a scream from DD2, who has fallen over backwards while cruising and has hit her head on the stone hearth of the fireplace. Damn damn damn. A&E?? Except no car...

Luckily lovely cousin is a nurse and thinks she will be fine.

Walk her out to her car, barefoot in solidarity (felt rude to rub it in and say 'let me just get my shoes!') And step on a fucking WASP!!!!

Hobble in tears into the kitchen and sit on the side to look at my foot. It really kills but I get the little stinger out and throw it down the sink.

DD1 is clearly intrigued by my sitting position, tries to climb up on the side and pulls a stool over onto herself.

No car.. (Or car solution!!) Angry friend. Shoe bill. Pissed off Sainsburys customer services. FIL missing presumed lost. Stepdad late for work. Unexpected shoe bill. Egg like bump on DD2. Purple cheek on DD2. Swollen foot.

I need wine.

[Bambalam]

[MrsBungle]

I think your day will take some beating in the crap stakes georgie!

[CharlieBD]

[lk26]

Er no. You win that award. Roll on bedtime and then feet up tv on and chocolate.

[Sunna]

Well, I broke a nail this morning ...

[NewEraNewMindset]

I'm sorry but that made me laugh

[HelenaQC]

Don't hate me.....but I laughed

[curiousgeorgie]

I'm trying to rescue this bee now with some sugar water to save my karma!

(Even though its cousin stung me!!)

[UncleT]

Did you trip over on a banana skin and faceplant right into a huge custard pie too?

[curiousgeorgie]

No... But there's still time!

[CromerSutra]

I was going to say yes as I have had a pretty tough day but yours wins by quite a long way! Hope you all feel better soon and your car recovers!

[EleanorAbernathy]

(WARNING - it has a lot of sweary words in it so don't play it around the children! )

[londonrach]

Sorry op you just made me laugh and i think you the winner. Hope the bee recovers and returns with a full jar of honey which he will leave on your doorstep as a thank you. and . By the way with your day as it is i suggest you dont use power tools today and dont light the oven, eat a cold salad or just drink wine. Xxxx

[MrsNutella]

Op it sounds like you should get an early night before something else goes wrong I'm sorry you're having such a bad day but thank you for sharing it with MN!

Some & I'm hope things will all look better in the morning.

[somewheresomehow]

oh my good grief, put cold flannels on the banged bits, whisky on/in your foot, sainsbo's can get knotted for a while and im sure your FIL will turn up somewhere along the line and step dad has a good excuse for lateness
things can only get better [whisky]

[eggsandwich]

My day just keeps getting worse, tumble dryer stopped working, washing machine making a terrible noise, and now we have a water leak underneath a concrete floor in the lounge so the floor needs to be dug up to find the leak assuming it's in the lounge and not leaked from somewhere else.

[cherrybombxo]

Oh god, that sounds horrible! I stood on a wasp in my own bloody living room a few weeks ago - what was a dying wasp doing on my floor and how did I manage to find that exact square inch of floor with my little toe?! Horrible, my foot was throbbing for two days.

and for you, I'm sorry that your day is so shit!

[Florabeebaby]

Oh dear...a very bad day. Mine has been perfect compared to yours! Wine, cake, takeaway...whatever you want!

[FiloFunky]

I once stepped on a wasp. It's stung my toe. Two days later I had a baby!!

[ilovechristmas1]

did make me smile,sorry

thank god it was a parent and child space and not a Disabled one by accident

for you

[LadyLuck10]

Sorry op. Hopefully it was just this one odd day and tomorrow is much better

[snowman1]

Tbh, I read this and thought you were lucky to have such a lovely family. I have just moved, no family support, no friends. Tomorrow is likely to be better

[Liquoricelips]

Ah poor you. Definitely wine tonight.
Eleanor - liked the song so much it's getting added to my playlist.

[SquirrelWearingATrilby]

OP you've had such a shitty day that I'm going to have to have some to commiserate with you!

[startwig1982]

Made me feel better about my day!! Have a big glass of wine