Ok so I have discovered this product on amazon today which is a labia dye (!) to cover up a greying labia as this seemingly happens as we women get older. Why have I never heard of this?? (Not the dye, the greying labia!). Is this true??
Granted I did read about it in the Daily Fail however the product, called "My New Pink Button" 
, is true and is selling on Amazon US in 4 different colours - "Ginger", "Marilyn", "Bettie" and "Audrey"...!
The product description is: My New Pink Button (tm) is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink color back to your labia. There is no other product like it. This patent pending formula was designed by a female certified Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own genital color loss. While looking online for a solution she discovered thousands of other women asking the same questions regarding their color loss. After countless searches revealing no solution available and a discussion with her own gynecologist she decided to create her own. Now there is a solution!
www.amazon.com/My-New-Pink-Button-Ginger/dp/B002P0Y03Q/ref=sr_1_1?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1379338270&sr=1-1&keywords=my%20new%20pink%20button&tag=mumsnet&ascsubtag=mnforum-21
Surely IANBU to have never heard of a greying labia and someone please tell me it's an urban myth!
AIBU?
to not know about greying lady bits?! (and I don't mean the lady garden!)
roath · 16/09/2013 14:46
I have been a carer for many years of the elderly, and can honestly say, if it is true i haven't noticed!
And trust me i have seen 100's of womens lady bits.
I don't know if that it down to the fact i really don't notice after seeing so many, but i imagine at that point in life you really don't give a damn anyways 
Have just googled it. Seemingly is someone who works alongside doctors, dermatologists etc to peripatetic the skin for surgery and look after the skin post op during recovery.
I liked the bit about the patent is pending. Sounds like a dragon's den. I wonder what Duncan Bannatyne would make of someone pitching this idea
I wonder if anyone will now be checking the colour of their bits after reading this thread
Haven't read the reviews. Will need to check that out!
I've had a grey fanny after an incident involving blueberries, does that count?
Do you mean the inner sides of the lips? I can't see mine as eyesight failing and too stiff to bend over near enough to see. I don't care anyway. Care more about the ever increasing stiffness in joints and muscles - sigh.
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I was going to say the same thing WhyIs C'mon Livid, spill!
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