to tell everyone to fuck orf?!?!?

[outingmyselfprobably]

My pfb is due any day now but everyone keeps asking me when it's due and when they can see it and stuff?!?!? NOOOO - not here yet!!! I am still pregnant and my heart burn is raging!!!1

I'm hiding out at my mum's but the bloody in laws are sticking their noses in, giving me a list of 'acceptable' baby names!!!!??? If I want to call the baby Tina I bloody well will!

My sister is as useless as ever. She's only excited about doing the Christening party. Keeps giving me advice like 'if you want it to look nice, decorate!' And 'get some drinks as people might be thirsty!'

I'm wondering if I can at least get visitors to do chores once the baby comes but apparently that's against 'protocol'!?!??? Ugh!

My husband is kind of a big deal but I didn't expect this kind of attention t tbh.

AIBU to tell everyone to fuck orf?

[MalcolmTuckersMum]

Kate? Is that you?

[Kasterborous]

[PoppyWearer]

Can you try to keep busy until the baby arrives? Name a few more ships?

[WildThongsHeartString]

I'm so bloody gullible, I didn't get it til the end


[curtsey]

[outingmyselfprobably]

And 'D'H is leaving me to go play polo with the boys this weekend!!!!

[PoppyWearer]

MNHQ can we pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease have a rename to "Is One Being Unreasonable" for a week after the birth? Purleeeeeeeease?

[raisah]

Have you thought about where you are going to have the Christening?! St. Pauls?

[DameDeepRedBetty]

oooh I LIKE this thread!

And of course I'm one of the Ladies of The Bedchamber now!

[theorchardkeeper]

Fuck the lot of them and go have the baby at your mums' house!

[outingmyselfprobably]

Brother in law just made a joke about 'flaps to manual'

[mymatemax]

put the in-laws to good use from the off, get them babysitting while you nip out to bingo.... just tell them you cant possibly have Victoria or Elizabeth as names as not enough knuckles..... Carol will fit nicely though

[mymatemax]

lets hope baby doesn't look like brotherin law... ginger babys aren't nice you know & please don't name it Balmoral

[DameDeepRedBetty]

OP when you're not too busy could you PM me your BIL's number? I'm a fully paid up member of the 'Would You Oh God Yes' gang. Also see previous threads...

[mymatemax]

Damedeep... nice enough but Ginger pubes, really??!!

[LastTangoInDevonshire]

Look - put your feet up, watch a DVD and eat chips and chocolate.

Make the most of it because no sooner will you have given birth than the media will be showing pictures of you next to Kim Kardashian and Colleen Rooney and Katie Price to see which of you has got their pre-baby figure back the quickest (usually about 5 days for slebs).

[CheeseAndMushroomToastie]

I'm surprised you haven't started a hospital bag thread yet. Don't forget the witch hazel and flip flops for the shower.

[outingmyselfprobably]

Ooh ooh I can feel something!

[picnicbasketcase]

Come along now, no gingerism please. I don't think he's remotely attractive but it's because of his red face not red hair.

[outingmyselfprobably]

Oh, it was just wind. Again

I have my hospital bag packed. Giant sanitary pads are in there. They're bigger than me!

[mymatemax]

have you got disposable knickers.... by Royal Appointment!

[mymatemax]

Picnicbasket, I'm sorry, I wouldn't say no even though im old enough to be his mother

[ThoughtfulSilence]

Maybe we'll get the exclusive first royal announcement on MN?!

[Rachtoteach]

So funny OP, flipping hurry up though, we need some good news!

[AgnesBligg]

Oh ffs haven't you had it yet?

Ignore the in-laws, I expect they think they are more important than everyone else

[shockers]

Any movement YRH?

If not, can I suggest a curry and a bit of nudey prod... worked a treat for me.

Not sure Tina goes with your surname... Viv does though and would be less costly/painful when having the matching tats.