What sort of Mnetter are you? (light-hearted)

(68 Posts)
TheMNeffect Thu 11-Apr-13 21:10:23

Everyone seems a bit suspicious at the moment so I have developed a test to see what sort of MNetter you are. Feel free to add questions to the quiz grin.

1. You think back to your first post on MN. Do you...
a) Remember with fondness the great article you managed to produce from it. Your editor was very happy that day
b) I haven't posted yet, I'm still trying to pluck up the courage.
c) think 'I can just about remember that. Has it been that long?'
d) My memory doesn't go back that far. I think I wrote it on a typewriter and posted it in.

2. You see a 5 year old being pushed in their buggy, leaving Greggs, with a sausage roll and fruitshoot, whilst the mother smokes a fag. What is your first thought?
a) I should post that on AIBU when I get home and rub myself whilst enjoying the furore I have created.
b) Raise an eyebrow but it's not that unusual.
c) I wonder what MN would make of this?
d) I bet that's been posted to AIBU by the time I get home.

3. Before you joined MN...
a) The quality of your articles were of a pretty poor standard.
b) It was only last week.
c) Had way more time on my hands
d) Had no life whatsoever.

4. What are DC?
a) One half of a band? I think my editor knows them.
b) I have no idea.
c) My Darling Children of course.
d) Those annoying people who compete for my attention whilst MNetting.

5. Why did you last NC?
a) I had to, MNHQ were on to me.
b) This is my first NN, I don't know how to NC.
c) I was getting a bit recognisable having posted quite a lot under my previous NN.
d) What?! NC?! But then nobody would know who I am!!!

6. What is AIBU?
a) The best place to get a kick out of MNetters
b) The first place I was taken to when doing a google search.
c) Just one small part of MN. There are other boards.
d) My daily hangout.

7. You see a particularly nasty, goady thread posted. Do you...
a) Sit back and admire your handy work.
b) Wonder what will happen next?
c) Brace yourself, this won't go down well.
d) Sit back with popcorn, don hard hat, hand OP a flameproof suit and/or a grip and hand out cake/wine/chocolate.

8. What is a Moldie?
a) Crap, I've been outed as a mole and I must die!!!
b) Um, no idea.
c) I've heard of this but not really sure.
d) We must never speak of this.

9. Ahem! MNHQ deleted your post. Do you..
a) Shit yourself. You've been caught!
b) Wonder what is going on and make note to read talk guidelines again?
c) Slap yourself on the wrist. It's not the first time though.
d) Ply MNHQ with gin.

10. You think you have spotted a troll. what do you do?
a) Put the mirror down and stop admiring your reflection.
b) What is a troll?
c) Report the thread.
d) Shout TROLL on the thread and completely derail it.

11. You take a look in classics. Do you...
a) Note some common MNettisms to stop people realising you are a troll.
b) Think it is great. You might just stick around here.
c) Remember when the threads you read were originally posted.
d) Think it's like reading a diary. Afterall, they're mostly your posts.

12. The last time you used an MNettism you..
a) were quoting it in your most recent article.
b) What is a MNettism?
c) I let them slip in RL now and again.
d) I speak a whole new language made up of MNettisms.

13. You think you recognise someone on here in RL. Do you..
a) Think, 'ah, that's Steve from the rival newspaper'. You finish your article quickly to get it published first.
b) Worry that you might be outed yourself.
c) Post on MN for advice about what you should do?
d) Of course I recognise people on here from RL. Half of them are my friends. In fact we were all together on the last meet up.

Results:
Mostly As: You are a troll or a journalist.

Mostly Bs: You are a new poster.

Mostly Cs: You are a regular poster and have been here quite a while.

Mostly Ds: You are MN Royalty.

So what's your score?

YoniWhenILaugh Thu 11-Apr-13 22:24:32

8 Cs, 4 Ds and a B grin

Mostly Cs: You are a regular poster and have been here quite a while.

CarpeVinum Thu 11-Apr-13 22:27:52

D.. If you think you are d then best not say as you may sound a bit of a twat.

<c) Brace yourself, this won't go down well.>

I'm a MN C but in RL I am actually an A (my job is not to lay in wait under bridges however).

Do I win anything grin

Mostly C.
Just one or two D.
smile good thread OP

Ullena Thu 11-Apr-13 23:56:08

5B, 6C, and 2D...although I do work in publishing, lol!

YonisAreForever Thu 11-Apr-13 23:57:06

I am Yoni type of MN

MammaTJ Thu 11-Apr-13 23:58:45

Cs and Ds. grin

Mitchy1nge Fri 12-Apr-13 00:03:35

Mostly Ds but only just, several Cs too - but hooray, royalty at last

(did you read Gone Girl recently OP? This is much nicer than all those irritating quizzes in there even though it reminded me of them a bit)

Jojobump1986 Fri 12-Apr-13 00:08:24

Mostly Cs & Ds with one or two Bs. I'm a relatively recent addict! grin

I think it says a lot that my phone autocorrected Ds to DS! It also seems to want me to type 'yoni' all of a sudden!

KnottyYoni Fri 12-Apr-13 00:09:32

Mostly C - Great post op, must have taken you ages!

echt Fri 12-Apr-13 04:25:16

A straightforward C. As some would agree.

And it rhymes. grin

Lueji Fri 12-Apr-13 04:40:41

Mostly Cs, except for 5. blush

Lueji Fri 12-Apr-13 04:42:30

My excuse is that I tend to post a bit on Relationships.

Mostly Cs, some Ds <polishes teeny tiny crown>

LOVE this thread. Did you write it out longhand first and beta test it?

everlong Fri 12-Apr-13 06:48:07

Throws shoe at thebody interesting comment from you.

Why troll??

YoniDoesntGrowOnTrees Fri 12-Apr-13 10:14:07

C's and d's. Under nc atm.

TheMNeffect Fri 12-Apr-13 10:39:34

Can anybody think of anymore questions to add to the quiz? I've thought of a couple more...

14. What is a biscuit?
a) My favourite food. Keep feeding me please, the more the better.
b) It looks like a teeny tiny arsehole.
c) I've had to give a few out in my time.
d) I like to sprinkle these liberally over the AIBU board.

15. You have just had a good and proper MN style roasting. Do you...
a) Relax your cum face and reach for the tissues. You enjoyed that.
b) Feel devastated. You vow never to come back (but return in three days as you missed the place)
c) Think it wasn't pleasant but you're big enough to take it on the chin.
d) Think 'meh'. It's happened so many times now, you almost enjoy the smell of burning flesh.

MousyMouse Fri 12-Apr-13 10:41:24

can you put it into surveymonkey?
<lazy>

TheMNeffect Fri 12-Apr-13 10:43:16

I'm mostly Cs, a couple of Ds.

Mitchy1nge - no, I haven't read that but I've seen these types of quizzes in other magazines where your answer doesn't fit any of the options grin. I was poking fun at them.

It did take a little while to type but probably no longer than my most ranty of OPs.

TheMNeffect Fri 12-Apr-13 10:44:25

MousyMouse - grin I don't know how to do that technophobe.

TheMNeffect Fri 12-Apr-13 20:31:08

Anybody else want to take the test? wink

notsoyoniface Fri 12-Apr-13 20:51:00

Mainly c's with a few d's for good measure. smile

Ginformation Fri 12-Apr-13 21:01:19

Bravo OP!

I am Cs mostly.

All the media shit makes me quite defensive of luffly MN. We are not all one but a lovely mishmash of people and opinion. Life would be boring if we all agreed grin

Mostly C's.

Brilliant quiz OP. grin

Mine was mostly d's!! I'm not royalty by a very long mile, joined just over 2 years ago with a huuuuuge break in the middle to look after ds i get addicted to MN and i don't think newborns understand shhh i'm MNing!

Uber confused hmm

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