to want to start the most unpopular thread ever

(122 Posts)
happyfartyfeet Sun 10-Mar-13 19:17:53

so don't comment. just leave this at 1.

Shutupanddrive Tue 12-Mar-13 08:56:18

bear

ScumbagCollegeDropout Tue 12-Mar-13 06:38:56

Can I get a yay! man...

\o/

Kytti Tue 12-Mar-13 03:04:41

My children have never been inside McDonald's either. It's child cruelty to do that.

Dryjuice25 Tue 12-Mar-13 02:10:48

biscuit

Dryjuice25 Tue 12-Mar-13 02:09:53

Sorry for shitting onyour thread. [buiscuit]

Dryjuice25 Tue 12-Mar-13 02:08:54

Who? What? When? Why? Where?

Him! LTB because he's ugly. Period

Mcdonalds now do hot mochas!

brew

Vicky2011 Mon 11-Mar-13 23:25:56

LTB!

MagratOfStolat Mon 11-Mar-13 21:16:33

<marks place whilst forcefeeding a Greggs sausage roll down DS's throat>

AndFanjoWasHisNameO Mon 11-Mar-13 21:09:36

Aaaaargh RTFT!!!!

coatonarack Mon 11-Mar-13 21:09:19

its me again....

OnTheWhimsOfLove Mon 11-Mar-13 20:44:12

OP: I hope you get the result you want. (took me all day to think of that!)

cumfy Mon 11-Mar-13 15:20:32

Well it has been rather dull recently, so anything to spice things up.

coatonarack Mon 11-Mar-13 14:50:36

cockypants no Pombears, but can you get me some organic hoummous and some evian for the yucca?

ChairmanWow Mon 11-Mar-13 14:23:22

I've shoved baby in front of Cbeebies with a dummy in for the last 6 hours while I've been surfing for porn and perfecting my new 'lapdancing for toddlers' class. And before you get judgy if you don't like porn and lapdancing you're just uptight and jealous because it's actually really empowering, m'kay?

CockyPants Mon 11-Mar-13 14:11:29

I'm popping out to get a fruit shoot to put in formula fed baby's bottle.
Pom bear anyone?

atthewelles Mon 11-Mar-13 14:09:11

<Hands OP a grip and puts kettle on>

HorribleMother Mon 11-Mar-13 13:19:29

Popcorn, anyone?

ChairmanWow Mon 11-Mar-13 13:19:26

PFB = plopple fart bum.

shewhowines Mon 11-Mar-13 12:39:41

bump

coatonarack Mon 11-Mar-13 12:35:27

What does pfb mean, saint? Purely, flipping brilliant?

Lueji Mon 11-Mar-13 12:17:12

Did you mean to sound so rude?

saintmerryweather Mon 11-Mar-13 12:14:13

You do sound very pfb op

IwishIwasmoreorganised Mon 11-Mar-13 12:10:49

Is it just me, or does this sound like an AIBU in reverse ?!

ChairmanWow Mon 11-Mar-13 12:04:47

That's very interesting Plopple. Round our way we call those turds winnits. The little hard ones. Have you consulted the Bristol Stool Chart? It is most informative.

<Oops, thread hijack>

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