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To think animals are just disgusting?

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Stinkyminkymoo Mon 04-Feb-13 21:07:36

I'm house sitting for my parents and am sitting on the sofa bf the baby and the cat has shot across the room back & forth because she has a shit stuck in her bum. Got DH to pull it out but luckily for both him & the cat it fell out before he did.

He then left to go home and the dog was sick. Then ate it. Boak.

This is why I love my horses, no arse-then-face licking, no eating-shit/vom and no rolling in stinky dead animals. shock

Anyone else got rank animals? smile

Lindsay321 Mon 04-Feb-13 21:49:29

"cheesy dong" smile

Lindsay321 Mon 04-Feb-13 21:50:42

Ooops meant to go grin at cheesy dong not smile at it!

Chottie Mon 04-Feb-13 21:53:28

I can't laugh at all..... I keep saying OMG, OMG, OMG. And now I realise why I do not have any animals at all. I don't think I could do all any of this stuff << vomit emotive >>

You must really, really love your animals.....

jewelledsky Mon 04-Feb-13 21:53:30

Have just sprayed wine all over laptop- hilarious!!!
Although it's not just animals who are disgusting. I watched a person on the till in Tescos yesterday (during a lull - was 2 tills down from said person) excavate her nose, examine at length her treasured find (with an all-consuming interest), roll it around her finger and thumb for quite a considerable time then stick it under her till. Oblivious to the fact she was in public. I will not be going to till number 5 ever . Revolting.

Stinkyminkymoo Mon 04-Feb-13 21:53:53

Ok, I was going to gloss over the delights of cleaning my horses willy. It is utterly rank, when you have to dig about finding The Bean. Espesh when you pick the bits off (with gloves I hasten to add!) and drop them on the floor and then the yard dog eats them.

It's also delightful when you are grooming their back legs, they lift their tail and pffftt. In your face. BigHorse is an expert at this.

TheOriginalLadyFT Mon 04-Feb-13 21:56:32

jewelledsky that is why one should nevair go to tesco, such horrid people grin

OxfordBags Mon 04-Feb-13 22:03:33

I don't want to know what The Bean s, and yet I feel compelled to demand that you tell me, OP <places precautionary spew bucket by sofa>

I want a t-shirt made up with "Have you ever cleaned out a male guinea pigs's anal sack?" on the front grin

I also, for some reason, had a vision of a Jehovah's Witness asking that as his opener on people's doorsteps...

Clarabell78 Mon 04-Feb-13 22:03:36

How do wild horses clean their willies without humans to do it for them??

lockets Mon 04-Feb-13 22:04:38

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

KeepingCalmAndPostingNicely Mon 04-Feb-13 22:04:56

Oh God. I just read that about the cheesy dong as I ate my last delicate morsel of Sainbury's Taste the Difference cheddar. I feel a bit ackkkk now.

I had no idea people cleaned their horses knobs shock everyday is a school day!

Beamur Mon 04-Feb-13 22:07:37

Yup, animals are disgusting.
My dog likes to roll in dead things and when she goes for her next round of jabs I will be asking the vet to check and see if her anal glands needs emptying.
The gerbils are small hairy thugs who will eat each other when one of them pops their clogs - they are fine while alive but seem to become a snack on dying...
The fish is the least revolting but has to swim around in his/her own poo - I do change the water and have a filter, but still....

jewelledsky Mon 04-Feb-13 22:08:12

TheOriginalLadyFT

Waitrose from now on grin

SucksToBeMe Mon 04-Feb-13 22:09:42

I can understand why my Irish grandma thinks we're awful having pets in the house. All family pers lived outside in her day. But I do think horses are slightly less gross. Mine poo in their water buckets, pfft in my face grin when I'm plaiting/putting on tail bandages, and snort snot in my face. But what wins me over us the fact there poo is just chopped up vegetarian bulk,many a time I've scooped poo up with my bare hands. But dog poo makes me gag EVERY time.

TheOriginalLadyFT Mon 04-Feb-13 22:11:29

Could never understand my nephew having a gerbil in a cage in his bedroom. It stank like a public bog, did feck all and bit you at the slightest provocation

SanityClause Mon 04-Feb-13 22:12:41

Cats aren't clean, they're just covered in cat spit!

MrsMushroom Mon 04-Feb-13 22:15:33

My Siamese cat is ALWAYS getting poo stuck half out of his bottom. He just walks up to me and presents it! He stands there with his arse to my face looking all hmm when I look grossed out.

jewelledsky Mon 04-Feb-13 22:15:37

Have seen friend's dog drag its arse across her carpet and then sniff-at length-the enormous skidmark it left in her cream pile. Truly rank.

Stinkyminkymoo Mon 04-Feb-13 22:16:22

Oh The Bean... It's a firm lump of smegma that has collected and hardened inside the horse's penis. It can become so large that the horse can no longer urinate...which may also cause other problems due to blockage.

I think wild horses don't have a willy cleaning because they move more.

I had a friend at school who had a male lop rabbit who used to spunk through his cage loads, walking past was hazardous to say the least. Not nice when you'd get it in your hair aged 12! blush

Naysa Mon 04-Feb-13 22:23:06

Apparently stallions are less prone to beans because they use their dongs so they aren't as cheesey. Not sure how true that is but it makes sense in my head grin

TheOriginalLadyFT Mon 04-Feb-13 22:23:22

Well mrsmushroom that's pedigree cats for you. Rude, arrogant little buggers ha ha

confusteling Mon 04-Feb-13 22:25:14

I did once walk on my cat, pre-neutering, with his legs wide apart, huge erection, licking away.. Backed out of the kitchen and left him to it!! Since being neutered he doesn't do that anymore, but every time the eldest cat , Jim, comes in from the garden, he makes a beeline for his bum and sniffs/licks it for as long as he can, even following him through the house with his nose up the poor Jim's arse..

The other one quite often lies in bed with me. He breathes with his mouth open sometimes, blowing hot fishy air on to me. He quite often lets off farts that smell strongly of rotten eggs. And he's squirted "poo juice" everywhere, before then licking it up.

They also sniff their own shit after depositing...

Oh BLEURRRGGGHHHHHH!!! The Bean

OP surely The Bean is far worse than a poo stuck in a cats bum?
<does cat bum face>

pjmama Mon 04-Feb-13 22:26:56

It's just jealousy. If humans could lick their own bits, we'd probably never get anything done.

andubelievedthat Mon 04-Feb-13 22:31:31

you got it pjmama> humans in the "throes of passion" put their tongues/lips mouths were animals wouldn"t figure out how to ? do animals (apart from humans )do anal? just wondering?

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