wft the barbie labiaplasty gone mad

(139 Posts)
scrummummy Fri 18-Jan-13 20:19:26

this article in jezabel

jezebel.com/5977025/unhappy-with-your-gross-vagina-why-not-try-the-barbie

who in their right mind

giraffes grin

May I just remark how this fred with its serious point, knowledgable posters and levity is a perfect example of what make MN unique amongst all fora forums chatrooms and I luff it muchly [wells up]

I am thinking dirndl cleavage and kilt with dye-job underneath would be appropriate attire for the Big March, non?

giraffesCantGoFirstFooting Sun 20-Jan-13 16:18:33

Boobs even! Ha!!

giraffesCantGoFirstFooting Sun 20-Jan-13 16:18:12

Pacific I will show you my bombs next time I see you!!

Loquace Sun 20-Jan-13 15:21:26

We all rock up, dressed in national costume, fluffs tinted to colours of national flag, lay down whip off our keks and hoist our enormous, wordy placards

<promotes EnjoyResponsibly to choreographer>

I have found modern merkins for the baldies who wish to jion in but don't want frostbite of the LadyGarden

And special fluffy bits hairdye to reduce the number of Deeply Irritated Vaginas who had a bad reaction to an ill advised use of Clairol

Mariah Furry will be performing her new number one hit "The Emancipation of Muff-y".

(Ear plugs will be provided)

EnjoyResponsibly Sun 20-Jan-13 15:06:04

So how would this actually work.

We all rock up, dressed in national costume, fluffs tinted to colours of national flag, lay down whip off our keks and hoist our enormous, wordy placards.

PS has Big Fluffy become Mariah Furry?

Loquace Sun 20-Jan-13 14:45:49

Big Fluffy Protest March welcomes all nations.

National dress (dreadlocks, cornrows with beads, Princess Leia plaitshells etc) encouraged.

Those representing middle England with "wash, set and comb out" adviced to bring little plastic hoods if rain is forecast.

I did think a few of the women on that link had labia that looked like it was very long and to me looked like it would get in the way/be sore under jeans. Maybe its just me..

Loquace grin

giraffes, I cannot comment on your boobs, but your eyes are perfect of course. I have one upper eyelid slightly more droopy than the other (always have done, nought to do with age) and whenever I want to wind up DH, I threaten to see about having it 'corrected' - always makes him tell me how perfect I am grin! Result.

Can a German-Scottish minge join the Big Fluffy Protest March??

Loquace Sun 20-Jan-13 11:28:04

oh she is very opinionated.

Hmm question time. Is there an appearance fee ?

<considers second job as Vagina's agent>

Oh wait! She says she isn't coming unless she gets an upgrade from Easyjet.

Vagina wants BA First class. And is demanding white roses, champane and truffles in the green room. Plus Nicky Clarke for pre show coiff.

<Gone Diva emoticon>

EnjoyResponsibly Sun 20-Jan-13 11:03:23

Blimey Loquace that's one chatty vag grin

Imagines vag as special guest on Question Time.

grin grin

Loquace Sun 20-Jan-13 10:57:12

please let me know where and when your going with these placards

I'll let you know when noegociations over fluffy bits out and proud/fluffy bits safetly ensconced in knickers (during the demo) are complete so we can move on to date/time/place discussions.

AIBU to insist that Fluffy Bits stay inside knickers ? Cos she is petitioning for a wash and blow dry with the intent to campain in her own right. Right Labia is quivering and trying to crawl inside Vagina for saftey, saying she doesn't want to open herself up to asthetics judging, while Left Labia, being the more radical feminsist of the two, is accusing her of collaborating with the patriarchy by not refusing to be cowed by socially constructed gender opression.

giraffesCantGoFirstFooting Sun 20-Jan-13 10:39:53

I have one boob and eye slightly larger than the other and also one side of labia - I was randomly chatting to dp about it - wondering if it was all same side or not. Anyway I mentioned I used to get embarassed about it and he was horrified and said "no no no but all of you is just perfect"

I am far from perfect - but so is he. But to ME he is perfect because he is him.

If you think hmm I might not shag this person as they have a large labia then you probably shouldn;t be shagging them at all. Am I missing soemthing? Is sex not about that ultimate closeness and you just want to be with that person?

Itchywoolyjumper Sun 20-Jan-13 10:24:39

Loquace and JusticeCrab, please let me know where and when your going with these placards, I'm laughing myself into knots at the thought of our angry mob marching on Harley St shouting "the vagina is not a kitchen" and "stop weed wacking our pubes".

giraffesCantGoFirstFooting Sun 20-Jan-13 10:19:42

Just read the very despressing comments at the bottom of the page, such as the woman who is worried a new man would say "ew" when looking at her normal bits sad

Some very sensible comments thankfully such as - well then you would throw him out!

Loquace Sun 20-Jan-13 10:07:05
puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Sun 20-Jan-13 10:05:16

The vagina is not a kitchen <- Love this, but it does mean i'll have to find somewhere else to keep my rolling pin grin

Molehillmountain Sun 20-Jan-13 09:48:28

I don't know where to begin with this. Just to say I thought doctors were meant to "first do no harm". How does making women feel that some labia are nasty enough to need cutting off do no harm to the mental health of his patients and the wider audience who read this stuff?

VivaLaBeaver is just the BEST EVER Mumsnet nickname grin
Literally just made me LOL - I had to explain to DH in the presence 3DCs.
Made my morning, thank you!

Loquace Sun 20-Jan-13 09:09:15

<suffers from placard size envy>

JusticeCrab Sun 20-Jan-13 06:49:51

I'm a man, and if my views on this mattered (which they don't) I'd be standing outside these clinics with a 9-metre-long placard with 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' written on it.

Loquace Sat 19-Jan-13 23:51:20

Viva the beaver

grin

<constructs third and FINAL! considerably bigger placard>

TheFallenNinja Sat 19-Jan-13 23:22:21

Back in the day it could have looked like Ed Miliband and I would have still chased after it smile

ObscuredByClouds Sat 19-Jan-13 23:07:24

jamesandthegiantbanana, spot on!

"Dear God, just five minutes ago we were burning our bras and now we are frying our anuses, chopping off our butterflies and blowing our boobies up to massive proportions."

Hear, hear!

Itchywoolyjumper Sat 19-Jan-13 22:53:23

I think its getting to be more the norm than it ever was before, quite a lot of girls apologise for not having trimmed their pubes before they come in, its quite sad. I always tell them not to worry as I'm sporting the full Grizzy Adams myself grin

Itchy are younger people getting more hairless or not?

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