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I've done five creme eggs on the nose. Did feel a bit grim after.

Has someone called Jeremy Kyle? I think we need the wizard.

What is the difference between a scream egg and a cream egg, tis very interesting to me.

Screme eggs were 12p in Asda living the other day.

I know this is AIBU but I think everyone is being very hard on the OP. Doesn't everyone want to commit murder, mutilation and divorce when they have been deprived of chocolate?

Or, er, is that just me?

Waitrose was selling Scream Eggs for 14p each last week. I bought loads all of them , for the DC's obviously.

I have only eaten one so far. <polishes halo>

Blimey

Ave I stumbled onto JeremyKylesNet perchance ??

I think Screme eggs are green on the inside.

<backs away slowly avoiding eye contact with op>

You had me until you accused his mother of shagging her father willingly, now its less amusing and rapidly more freaky

This turned from lighthearted chocolate thief to OP slagging off MIL calling her names and questioning her DH's father.

Bit weird and a record for MN surely?

Surely though, they taste the same, green or not. Could you add food colouring to normal creme eggs so at least you can have a traditional Christmas Dinner?

Tell us more about MIL please.

Jesus !!!

Yes the goo in screme eggs are green.
I cant eat them, they look like they should be minty and it would be like licking out a toothpaste tube....

I like scream eggs, <hides behind everyone else>

<< Enters thread in a helicopter and shines huge search light on all the hiding posters >>

I started reading like this ---->

Then this ---->

Then this --->

Now I'm like this ---->

<backs away slowly>

IFart I love your name! Brilliant!

I'm not scared. i am intrigued.

What do you expect from a man? LTB .

<marks spot>

< wonders who mark is? >

We have kids already ya dafty! Otherwise why would I be on MUMSnet?! Clue in the title!!

We have 5 in total 3xDS and 2xDD. They are my life and I live for a Wednesday when I can go visit them every week. I wish they could come home.

If you are taking the piss about the inbreeding then u can GTF! My kids have nothing wrong with them except ADD and squints.

<watches intently with wotsits in hand>

But what does Sharon have to say about it all?