GretaGip
Thu 15-Nov-12 22:19:58
Mean.
'Snot fair
Bobbies
I'm sure there's more...
BreconBeBuggered
Thu 15-Nov-12 23:39:43
Clitty. Not a fucking chance, pal.
And hubby. FFS.
Pacific (when they mean specific)
Nucular (when they mean nuclear)
Henrietta, that reminds me of
jelus hatah - definitely not for the over 16
oh and
Hun - not at any age, ever
Mousefunk
Fri 16-Nov-12 00:52:59
Well jel
Totes
Blates
Bad/sick for good
Cool/coolio
'Rock chick' makes me heave
Funky
I hate when people say 'Rock/ed up'. It just seems arrogant.
Softlysoftly
Fri 16-Nov-12 01:27:37
Amazeballs
More better (or any other idiotic use of doubling up)
archfiend
Fri 16-Nov-12 06:44:39
Hubby
Pregggers
Delish
<shudder>
Goldenjubilee10
Fri 16-Nov-12 06:44:46
I should say in response to "how are you today"
The response should be
"Very we'll, thank you."
"Fine thanks"
"Feeling like shit"
But not "good". That's for teenagers.
archfiend
Fri 16-Nov-12 06:45:33
Oops, preggers. Extra 'g' for emphasis!
'Can I get......' - with that upturned tone at the end.
merlottits
Fri 16-Nov-12 06:47:33
An adult woman asked me what I was getting 'bubs' for Christmas yesterday. She must have been wondering if I was having a stroke as the way my eyes rolled in the back of my head and my temple was pumping it must have looked alarming
I have a friend who refers to her own bowel movements as 'whoopsies'.
Bubs or bubba (worse) deserves an eye poke.
MaMaPo
Fri 16-Nov-12 06:54:50
Never knew of the antipathy against horrid! Might be cultural.
Completely agree about hun, hubby, etc.
What on earth do you people use if not 'poo'?! It's a bloody great word.
janey68
Fri 16-Nov-12 07:10:05
YANBU!
Boob/ booby are particular pet hates of mine, and I'm afraid they crop up on MN regularly: "she wakes in the night and just wants booby" etc .... Boak!
janey68
Fri 16-Nov-12 07:11:00
Oh and bubs/ bubba ... Shudder. You're having a BABY
Bub and bubba are the worst. Since having DS I can't look anyone in the eye if they refer to him as Bubs. Eurgh! 
mummytime
Fri 16-Nov-12 07:13:46
I have to plead for the sarcastic use of teenager slang to teenagers. Its just too much fun watching them cringe eg.
"Thats well Amazeballs innit!"
flow4
Fri 16-Nov-12 07:19:33
My kids have banned me from saying 'minging' so I say it to them as often as possible , as in "Ewwww, minging, I can see your underpants!" 
fluffyraggies
Fri 16-Nov-12 07:29:55
I was like
He was like
She was like
They were like
It was like

And man on the end.
Yeah man
FFS 
"Amazeballs" what is that?!
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