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to think you can kill someone by 'blowing' whilst giving a blow job?

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cellblockMN · 05/10/2010 13:42

discussion with partner on the perfect murder. I said I could blow instead of suck, the air would get in his bloodstream and kill him. He says thats rubbish and I'm doubting my method, yet he hasn't come up with anything better. Would it work?

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memoo · 05/10/2010 13:43
Grin
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SandStorm · 05/10/2010 13:43

how would it get in his bloodstream?

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memoo · 05/10/2010 13:43

Not feeling it tbh

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SweetnessAndShite · 05/10/2010 13:43

I await the answer with baited breath!!

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Iklboo · 05/10/2010 13:44

I seem to remember reading something about this years ago - I can't google though cos I'm at work Grin

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Yeeehaa · 05/10/2010 13:44

Try it and see. Make sure you come back and tell us.

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cupcakesandbunting · 05/10/2010 13:44

You could do some serious damage, I reckon. Why not Google it?
:)

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cellblockMN · 05/10/2010 13:45

absorbtion Sandstorm

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Hedgeblunder · 05/10/2010 13:45

Totally true, be careful though because my sisters best friends aunties cousin got pregnant that way

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ConnorTraceptive · 05/10/2010 13:45

I think blowing into a woman is actually supposed to be a bit dangerous so be careful you may have just given him the perfect way to bump you off

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silver28 · 05/10/2010 13:46

I remember this rumour from school. Someone asked it in sex ed class and the teacher said we should all stop being stupid and take the lesson seriously. But I have heard the rumour since then too I think. Not sure if that helps much! Smile

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cellblockMN · 05/10/2010 13:46

DP is lovely so don't want to experiment

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nikki1978 · 05/10/2010 13:46
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SulisMum · 05/10/2010 13:48

When I was (very much) younger I used to wonder why it was called a blow job and thought that some pleasure might be derived from actual blowing Blush

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ShirleyKnot · 05/10/2010 13:50

But why is it called a blow job?

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SandStorm · 05/10/2010 13:50

If it's absorbtion, wouldn't you have to be a) very directed in where you blow and b) have good lung capacity it keep it up (pardon the pun) long enough for the air to be absorbed?

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altinkum · 05/10/2010 13:52

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SulisMum · 05/10/2010 13:54

What about lick job?

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ShowOfHands · 05/10/2010 13:57

Off topic but I remember reading in J17 as an impressionable teen that you shouldn't suck at all but allow the vacuum to create pressure (I was about to get the dyson out until a friend explained) but when you read medicre erotica women/men are always sucking like they're dying of thirst.

What are you supposed to do.

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neytiri · 05/10/2010 14:01

how would the air get into the bloodstream? might make his balls inflate though Wink

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Hullygully · 05/10/2010 14:01

I have killed many this way.

SoH - just say yuck, no thanks.

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thereisalightanditnevergoesout · 05/10/2010 14:01

At my school, the rumour was that 'polos' made you infertile Hmm.

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altinkum · 05/10/2010 14:02

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Hullygully · 05/10/2010 14:02

They so do though.

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thereisalightanditnevergoesout · 05/10/2010 14:03

what? Polos?

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