I'm awake. Where was I. Oh yes.
Mermaids, Allsorts etc, for:
Producing what is basically child-grooming schools reference manuals aimed at creating a generation of sterilised, drugged and mutilated children who may well have autism at the root of the difficulties they have fitting in - and telling schools not to tell the parents ('shhh ... It's our special little secret ... ')
Schools, for:
Allowing this insane fuckwittery into their classes in the first place and not allowing teachers to do anything other than encourage a confused child down a dangerous path
The Fire Brigades Union, for
An all-male panel basically voting in favour of allowing intact men to go into their still unwelcome minority female colleagues' private spaces where they shower and sleep on long duty shifts, in a job where feeling they are at least safe at the office can help them function out there risking their lives as firefighters
Equity, the actors union, for:
Trumpeting on about Safe Spaces for performances and rehearsals, because of an intense awareness of the particular vulnerabilities of female and young performers and crew - while also signing up to self-ID at the TUC and seeing absolutely zero clash there
Transwomen, for
Insisting they are female (there are a few honourable exceptions out there)
Cheerfully taking 'first woman to .. ' titles from women (I see you, Wachowski 'Sisters')
Thinking they are having periods and will soon be having babies
50-something men insisting on dressing as babies, little girls and teens - trans-age is apparently also a thing. 'Mutton dressed as lamb' used to be a well known insult. 'Ram dressed as lamb' might work?
The ludicrous head tilts, simpering, soppy voices, red talons (when actual women have 'getting on with the womaning' nails), and the utterly appalling dress sense
Not even remotely considering the possibility that by this insane doublethink they might get the menopause, too
Steamrollering lesbians' personal boundaries, by pressuring a group that is generally not a fan of bollocks and cock to accept said ornaments and their requirements as part of a 'lesbian relationship'
Demanding heterosexual wives acquiesce to the fantasy that they are now in a 'lesbian marriage'
Autogynaephiliacs, for:
Just because.
Drag Queens, for:
Failing to accept that if it is not ok to black up and take the piss out of black people, it is not ok to drag up and take the piss out of women
Transmen, for
Deceiving women into believing they are men and then using objects without permission as penis substitutes
Surgeons, for:
Inventing and inflicting those obscene phalloplasty scars on the arms and legs of possibly autistic and mentally suffering young women, leaving them so grotesquely mutilated that they will find themselves rejected from relationships with people who can't bear to look at or touch the results. Just because scientists can do something doesn't mean they should.