My cat is such an arse (lighthearted)

[froomeonthebroom]

She ignores me, the person in this house who campaigned for a cat, and sucks up to DH who dislikes her immensely.

On the rare occasion she comes for a stroke, it is a matter of seconds before she sinks her teeth into my hand.

What is the point of CATS?! [ grin]

[DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen]

My cat just yowled at the front door to be let in,walked through the house and yowled to go out of the back door totally ignoring the very expensive microchip fucking cat flap!!!

[froomeonthebroom]

Found a lovely very dead and very wet mouse in the washing machine the other day.

[DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen]

Oh how lovely. Blerk!