I have two pedigree cats (sorry)
One of whom has 'separation anxiety disorder' and the other is totally fucking confused...all the bloody time.
I adore them.
One is female. T'other is male. Both are 'eunuchs'
And beautiful. We are, in a cat defined way, a little bit pissed off with life.
It has to be said that, until I got divorced, me and the cats were 'cool with shit'.
However, we are now coming to terms with being impoverished.
So far, I can cope. I'm trying to find a future, and home, with my two cats. This is not easy...
But it's now got a whole lot more complicated.
Both have fallen in love with a Farm Cat.
I mean they really, really love him. They even invite him into the house. And wash him. And chat to him. They are totally smitten with him. Both of them.
Said Farm Cat has very small eyes. Mine have strikingly large eyes.
Said Farm Cat has a stumpy tail. Mine have gloriously long tails.
Farm cat has ginger patches. Mine are full colour.
But they fucking love him.
Farm Cat is clearly poorly.
Farm Cat is not a eunuch.
Over the last month, Farm Cat has managed to get within two feet of me.
But Boy Cat has clearly be observing Farm Cat, and is now pissing all over the house.
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WellWhoKnew · 30/05/2015 23:27
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