Emmerdale: Brought to you by Haribo, Craig needs to die and Chloe needs to go, eyes down for bingo - NO SPOILERS or Aaron's mafia mates will be sent round

[JaneJeffer]

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Great title again

Hurrah for title @JaneJeffer no doubt more entertaining than super soap week.

Eyes down everyone! 👀

Thanks for the new thread @JaneJeffer just in time for tonight's excitement.

Gird yourselves - will we be able to cope with tonight's amazing episode?

It's ... Charity!

Charity!!!!!

Table leg narrowly beaten to it by Charrrity

To be fair to Aaron he's right

I thought they were moving to Scotland - not just going for a few days.

thought we were getting rid of Chloe for good

What's in the bag?

So it's just a break now then? Since when?

Chloe's evil black&white twin

Chloe in 'becomes vaguely interesting' shocker

Has she got any more personality than the coloured version of Chloe?

Really can't care about the Aaron story but am glad he gave Chas some home truths.

Aaron's bag of yoyos. I guess customs had the day off.

Table Leg is struggling to cope with the emotions of this

Only in her own head

And now Reuben isn't going? I think Tableleggy is driving off the Whin Sill for sure.

Oh Mandy you stupid cow!

Chas, why on earth would Aaron need a "famleh" like yours?

Oh God cue more hand flapping and spouting nonsense from Mandy

I'm assuming Cain and Caleb smuggled Aaron back into the country rather than by proper channels

Eeery music 🙄

Now we've got Jai and Sunni's dad - another character from nowhere.

You can't avoid the roadworks Chloe, you are contractually obliged to be held up there for 5 minutes

Oh Mandy you are so fucking wrong 😡

I just want to slap Mandy