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Celeb Big Bro Thread 9 - Keeping it real with fake tan, fake tears, fake relationships, fake death, and now a fake pregnancy!

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AnneEyhtMeyer · 22/01/2016 20:32

What will happen to the designer vagina when the fake baby arrives?

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Only1scoop · 22/01/2016 20:33
Grin
Only1scoop · 22/01/2016 20:34

Back o' the net Grin

SoleBizzz · 22/01/2016 20:34

Oi lol x ☺

SoleBizzz · 22/01/2016 20:35

Anne [grinGrinGrin love it

AnyFucker · 22/01/2016 20:35

heh

Christinayangstwistedsista · 22/01/2016 20:36

The hair is fucking frazzled!

dilbert19912 · 22/01/2016 20:36

Hi there Wine

StilaOnTheWrongPlane · 22/01/2016 20:38

Evening All
(Sat bolt upright , taking no chances on nodding off)

ShellyF · 22/01/2016 20:39

Hello,on time tonightGrin

BlackCelebration · 22/01/2016 20:40

Nice one Scoop. Can't beat a good face mask and shiny new nails Grin

ShellyF · 22/01/2016 20:40

I am tired too,Stila

ShellyF · 22/01/2016 20:41

You were quick off the Mark,scoopGrin

SoleBizzz · 22/01/2016 20:41

Lol Stila.

I'm tired too tonight Shelly.

SoleBizzz · 22/01/2016 20:41

Stop rubbing it in Shelly. Scoop will pay.

AnneEyhtMeyer · 22/01/2016 20:41

I'm going to get my wine, nibbles and have a pee.

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Only1scoop · 22/01/2016 20:41

Anne done us proud again with the hilarious title....

If you're not published you should be Grin

ShellyF · 22/01/2016 20:42

Do you think we will makes BOTS,Sole?

Scoose · 22/01/2016 20:43

So Gemma thinks she's pregnant but it's only took her 3 weeks to decide this? When she's up for eviction! Hmm

SoleBizzz · 22/01/2016 20:44

More than likely Shelly. I'm a bit of a night owl. I'll be wide awake. How about you?

StilaOnTheWrongPlane · 22/01/2016 20:46

Well after my mammoth (nearly) 14 hrs sleep last night , I'll be awake for BOTS , live feed and still sat here ( bolt upright) for James Martin Grin

SoleBizzz · 22/01/2016 20:47

Stila Grin could you come round and do my housework afterwards?

Only1scoop · 22/01/2016 20:48

I've got Olives Hummous .....pittas.... And a bag of cadburys snow balls which I have stolen from dd Christmas chocolate stash.

GoofyIsACow · 22/01/2016 20:49

The hair will be frazzled after giving birth to a phantom baby... Grin

What a fecking muppet!

GoofyIsACow · 22/01/2016 20:50

I promised DS1 he could watch star wars until the end and it hasn't bloody finished yet, Vader has just yelled 'noooooooooooo'

AnneEyhtMeyer · 22/01/2016 20:50

If I watched less crap telly I might find the time to write, scoop!

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