X-Factor- It's Guilty Pleasures week! Could Cardiac secretly be a Death Metal fan?

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we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 18:42:11

in other words- sing what the heck you like.

I am sooooo disappointed in this series. I don't want any of them to win.

In other news, Matt the hat switched on the Christmas lights not far from me. with Steps. I missed it. Guttedgrin

WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle Mon 19-Nov-12 14:15:24

Hahaha Fanjo. grin

FanjoForTheMammaries Mon 19-Nov-12 13:24:01

Christopher makes mine gallop away in the opposite direction

NanFucker Mon 19-Nov-12 11:58:16

WhatTheFook - no, its like 'Gary Barlow gives me the fanny gallops, Robbie Williams gives me the desert flaps' ... was from an earlier x factor thread grin

LineRunner Sun 18-Nov-12 23:45:09

I know, it makes no sense at all. <studies Viz profanasaurus> grin

WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle Sun 18-Nov-12 23:39:55

Oh, rite. Christopher - really? hmm
grin

LineRunner Sun 18-Nov-12 23:33:27

I think it's more of a tingling, WhatTheFook.

WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle Sun 18-Nov-12 23:25:46

NanF - what are fanny gallops? fanny farts?

WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle Sun 18-Nov-12 23:23:33

Is Rylan going to win this? hehehe grin

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 18-Nov-12 19:39:03
LineRunner Sun 18-Nov-12 19:38:39

Does he fetch some nice salted nuts up to his nan's of a Sunday?

Checking in for the night. I can't watch on the tellybox tonight because I am very much afraid that the Nanfucker will survive and that will make me AND the baby Jesus cry.

By the way - anyone seen today's news reports - nanfucker saying he can't possibly be a diva, dahling, because he spends ALL his spare time doing his nan's shopping.

How we laughed!

LineRunner Sun 18-Nov-12 19:32:49

Yes please. smile

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 18-Nov-12 19:32:06

Will I do a fred then?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 19:31:31

I mean 'bloody hell' re the spelling of 'Jaymi', btw, not his sudden gay revelation. grin

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 19:30:16

*Jaymihmm Bloody hell.

Why would you want to be friends with Katie Price? Is that meant to be a good thing? Rylan

Have we got a results thread? Please let Nanfucker and Rylan go in a shock double eviction. grin

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 18-Nov-12 17:26:41

even by Fail standards this is confusing

This paragraph: "Jaymi said he wanted to encourage people to be who they are so decided to reveal all.
And being thrust into the spotlight has been a little tricky for Jaymi, who has struck up a close freindship with Katie Price.
After being spotted with six girls from ITV hit show Take Me Out the singer's boyfriend rang him asking him what he had been up to."

What does that even MEAN? He's friends with Jordan so something has been tricky? Eh? Which singer's BF - Jaymi's? Prime example there of why grammar matters, I cannot understand what they mean at all <hoicks buzzum>

It is BubleShit btw. From left to right on the Fail pic, PrettyShit, QuiffyShit, DucksarseShit and BubleShit <gavel>

Also, small <snort> at 'Jaymi' grin

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 18-Nov-12 17:21:58

Which BabyShit is gay, BubleShit or QuiffyShit? They can both sing.
Linkage pleaseandthanks.

NanFucker Sun 18-Nov-12 17:12:17

I think I need to namechange to FuckBabyJesus or something sad Not even a whimper under this one grin

I hope James wins I like him. Ella is good but a bit dull. I even like ChowMein but too warbly really for me.

Now that Christopher... I'd reet give him one, gives me the fanny gallops.

Figgygal Sun 18-Nov-12 16:22:57

1 of the boys is gonna win think it might be James!!

The only 1 of union j who can sing has come out as gay today.....good for u fella!!

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 18-Nov-12 14:37:11

Who is doing the result fred btw? I have my predictions ready <chomping>

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 18-Nov-12 14:36:34

grin. And nobody has yet noticed? Have you posted in Aibu to attract the Po?

I like Gimmer x 3., Ver' good indeed.

NanFucker Sun 18-Nov-12 13:24:52

I've replied to you on the telly thread sue.

LineRunner Sun 18-Nov-12 12:11:37

Gimmer Gimmer Gimmer A Nan After Midnight

I can't stop. It's like a disease in my brain.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 18-Nov-12 12:04:26

Yeah, it usually is. < unrepentant and defiant> grin
All my fault. I am what is wrong with MN. Me and NanFucker.

LineRunner Sun 18-Nov-12 12:01:11

All the inappropriate humour was Sue's idea. I just thought I'd say that. <simpers>

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