This weekend sees our 1 yo boar reach his Sterile Phase so he can officially be bonded with his ladies. 
We will put them out in the run while I empty the Pighouse, throw out all the bedding, clean and disinfect. Then while it dries, we'll set up the State of the Art Neutral Territory (aka the paddling pool) in the kitchen. (Also cleaned and disinfected after GP1 met GP3 in there)
Then, we'll bath them ( fun and games, DD has a hand in plaster) so I'll be washing them, she'll be on guinea-pig wrapping and towelling dry duty. They'll have some Gorgeous Guineas Shampoo to make them all smell nice and the same aroma.
Then we'll put a mahoosive pile of hay in the middle, some newspaper for them to walk on..........and stand back.
Today, DD and I cuddled the pigs. We sit on the floor, with GP3 on a blanket between us so he can mosey about and chat (if DH is home we have a pig each)
GP3 exchanged pleasantries with GP5, circling round her face with his nose, purring, then climbed up on my lap 
(I moved GP5 up onto my shoulder). GP3 sat on my lap, purring, then , little toad, peed on me. Alot
So, there will be pictures taken.
There will be cake (not for the guinea-pigs though, they can have a Special Layered Salad)
Then they (if all goes well) can go to The Pighouse. I'll move as much as I can to confuse GP3.
The girls will be at all the space.
They'll be Judgey won't they ?
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70isaLimitNotaTarget · 07/08/2014 00:26
My sows have both had piglets.
GP3 used to live with his Step-Dad (GP1)
I fear they might take advantage of his innocence. 
Ooh good luck 70 - hope it all goes well. Suspect your boy may not rule the roost with 2 worldly wise girls to sort him out. Looking forward to the pictures. Also what kind of cake?
PS. Your poor DD - hope her hand is better soon
Our first SFA wedding
This being MN there must be a grabby bride(s) and groom poem
We have our hutch we like so much
We have run tis such fun
Of money we have no use
What we'd like is juicy fruits
Cauliflowers fluffy and cabbages green
Strawberries sweeter than ever we've seen
Carrots orangey and parsnips cream
Oh the apples are ripe and the peppers are red
We like to snuggle in our lovely hay bed
for DD hope her hand is better soon
Awww 
for the poem fortified
DD has broken her thumb so she has a fibreglass type hand cast on (she tapes a rubber glove on when she has a shower) she has to be careful lifting the pigs in case she catches them with the plaster.
GP5 (Himaylan) has been wearing her white wedding outfit with brown slippers since we got her (obviously prepared)
We had scheduled today or tomorrow but having had a major downpour this morning, the lawn is too soaked for them to go out just now (to allow the neutralising of the Pighouse).
Good job GP3 did his Save the Day invitations in pencil
We bathed them (the girls were furious, GP3 was 
)
Dried them (note to self, Dill is ok with the drier on low setting, the girls not so keen )
Then popped in the paddling pool with hay and their Cavy Cake
GP4 and GP5 tried to scare GP3 by pushing their heads into mounds of hay and charging at him, like some low budget American Horror film set in a cornfield.
But , he did try to mount them head on so he deserved it.
After a while, we put them in the Pighouse, (there are 2 houses + the big hayhouse, I've washed the tunnel, they can have that tomorrow)
The girls have taken up residence in the Haybox and trug, GP3 is sitting between the two.
There was a bit of rumblestrutting, he tried to 'get it onnnnn ' but the told him to raffle himself. Poor Dill
Aww poor Dill, he looks such a handsome ball of fluff after his bath 
GP5 looks more interested in wedding cake
DD took a photograph of Dill's rump "Christmas Pudding like Fatimus's rump"
They are all in the haybox together now which is nice, GP3 will have someone to chat to like having midnight feasts.
He will find out ,soon, that the sows are very untidy little urchins.
It'll be like The Odd Couple
Day One - GP3 with his new wifeys.
He looks excited, estatic and under the thumb already
He tries his luck with GP4 (Tri Colour) and rubs faces with GP5 (Himmy) I'm sure she;s told him in no uncertain terms Don't think so Sonny Jim
They have a lovely long summer of lazy grazing time ahead of them and unlimited cuddles (DH and GP4 are getting on famously. GP5 is too flighty for him and GP3 pees on everyone him. So we regularly swap piggies )
I must get on a 'proper' device so I can see the photos - will do that today. So glad they are all getting on well. I'm guessing bigamy is okay in the GP world
agnesf it was your male piggie that married Beyonce wasn't it? Nice to hear they're getting on well.
We were planning to get GP3 neutered this summer in preparation (I knew GP1 wouldn't last the Summer 
) but in a way, it worked out better that he had the separate time to get familiar with them and them used to us.
GP4 is his wifey , GP5 is too scatty to look twice at him. Yesterday I was cuddling GP5 and GP3. She stuck her nose under his belly (on his Don't Touch Me Side) , I thought "Oh bum, she'll get bitten" but he just sat there.
He rounds them up for dinner, prowls round while they head for the plate then he joins them
DD and I thought he'd be like Max and His 10 Guinea-Pig Wives from PetSchool. But they've taken over all the space in the Pighouse so we couldn't put any more in
I'm guessing bigamy is okay in the GP world
GP3 says it's pigamy when a boar has 2+ wives.
And he positively encourages it (he's thinking of cold weather snuggles in the hay box)
Awwww! Just seen this - they look so cute together.
I want more piggies !
They are much easier now that Dill's neutered, when we got them (and the girls were quarentined) it was a case of - GP3 out first and returned to Pighouse only once the girls were safely tucked away. Just in case one escaped into the Pighouse and ........well it takes a nano second doesn't it.
Now they can all travel to the house in the same box, go in the same run, I don't have 2 sets of plates/bottles/bowls because they share nice.
I have been considering adding another sow, but them I smack my own hand away from the computer mouse
There are loads of boars out there, but , it's a big decision to have them neutered.
Dill's only known (since we got him as a piglet) living with a boar. He was with a boar piglet in Rescue.
Now he's got his laydeez it's a whole new (I was going to say BallGame but he hasn't got any fnarr fnarr ) kettle of fish.
But he's coping well, they are bossy.
GP5 cannoned into him when she was running. C'mon - I know you're pink-eyed GP5 but look at the size of GP3
Ah, if I got another boar, I'd have a 2+2 set up, so they'd have half the Pighouse each (so 6'x3' per couple). With one boar . they have all the space to pooter about.
They are working together quite nicely, Dill is very protective of them but I haven't seen too much activity (ie him bonking them ) apart from when they first met up in the Bonding Pool. He soon realised his card was marked, but maybe when they come into season they'll act differently?
GP5 is still very pigletty, like a tiny unicorn with her white fur ,ruby eyes and little coronet on her forehead (I must get a side view photo of her) she likes being part of the menagerie but no interest in GP3 apart from to protect her .
Yes, I was very tempted by baby piglets (so was DD) but we had already decided adult females was fairest all round- for GP3 and the new ones .(There were some gorgeous piglets with mums, we didn't dare look in case we wavered )
I meant letting Dill & his girls have some piglets
I see your point re the space & having to divide it.
Some friends of ours got 2 boar piglets recently. I told them about your pighouse as I knew they had an outgrown kids playhouse in their garden & they have converted it for their boys.
If I could only persuade DH to relinquish his veg patch we'd have a bit more space for piggies!
Veg patch could be dug up and re-grassed to make into piggy grazing (but if you have potatoes you can never get rid of them they come up every year, even if you think you've got every last one.
Then tell DH that you're doing crop rotation to rest the ground - and improve with natural guinea-pig fertilizer.
Once he sees a load of guinea-pigs roaming about he'd need a heart of stone to say "Nope, I want my veg patch back"
Dill and the girls all came from the same Rescue (him last year, them last month) part of their Terms of Adoption is they don't breed.
The girls had already had litters at the Rescue ( brought in pg) so they deserve a nice retirement now.
DD wouldn't let her GP1 (boar) get neutered which is why we got GP3 as his cagemate.
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