What 'beauty' things do you do that would be mortifying if someone was watching?

[mrsmaidamess]

I pluck the grey hairs from my head with tweezers and stick them on my mirror by the roots.

Then I gather them all up in a bunch and fling them out of my loft window, hoping the birds will add them to their nests.

And you?

[DrewPWiener]

i chuck my hair ( from the brush)out the window for the birds nests.
all around here there are dark brown hairy birds nests

[mrsmaidamess]

Oh we spoil thosebrds don't we? Does Bill Oddie ever mention us? Does he heck.

And ditto for me Mutt That is indeed a solitary pleasure. Do you line the hairs up as you remove them?

[onepieceofcremeegg]

I quite enjoy it if I manage to finally extract an ingrowing hair (bikini line) or a very stubborn eyebrow hair.

I'm afraid I just bin the hairs though.

[mrsmaidamess]

Those short ones are no good for nests...I wouldn't worry.

[Mintyy]

I keep my plucking private too. Sometimes, if DH is wandering in and out of the room, I pretend I am plucking my eyebrows when I am infact trying to keep my moustache under control.

I really would not like anyone to see me flossing my teeth.

[AnyFucker]

I pluck the stragglers from around my bikini line.

I bleach my arse-hole (ok, that one is a joke)

[DrTrillianAstra]

Well I wouldn't like to be watched while tending my ladygarden, but do you mean unusual things that I think other people don't do?

[cocolepew]

Cutting my nose hair. DH had one of the razors with a trimmer at the end. I used to sit in the bath with it stuck up my nostril.