You are in a cellar, everyone outside is dead, you are eating tinned peached BUT WHAT DO YOU WEAR?

(62 Posts)
BrendaandEddie Sun 08-Nov-15 17:03:11

wink

DorothyDove Sun 08-Nov-15 17:12:03

Merrells. No doubt about it. And a Seasalt coat.

BrendaandEddie Sun 08-Nov-15 17:12:55

FUCK NO PLEASE

LoadsaBlusher Sun 08-Nov-15 17:14:33

Stockpiled collection of Jersey drape tops , 72 hours worth of skinny jeans ...

shutupanddance Sun 08-Nov-15 17:14:40

Why bother with clothes? Everyone id deadwink

BrendaandEddie Sun 08-Nov-15 17:17:29

pervert

EnaSharplesHairnet Sun 08-Nov-15 17:18:29

I think you can finally get away with a fleece and bootlegs.

MouldyPeach Sun 08-Nov-15 17:22:12

Fashion a cloak out of my eaten cats' skins.

73dexter Sun 08-Nov-15 17:31:26

Some sort of leather catsuit and boots. Accessorised with a sword to fend off zombies. And a £££ handbag. And a tin opener.

Marmitelover55 Sun 08-Nov-15 17:33:17

Hope you've posted this on the prepping board as well grin

CuttedUpPear Sun 08-Nov-15 17:33:21

My best silk number

Iwasworried Sun 08-Nov-15 17:37:32

Five designer handbags.

shutupanddance Sun 08-Nov-15 17:39:21

pervert
shock

ggirl Sun 08-Nov-15 17:43:49

obviously a need for a Armageddon Style topic

SayAGreatBigThankyou Sun 08-Nov-15 17:44:32

A rabbit onesie and joules wellies grin

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g Sun 08-Nov-15 17:46:01

Tinfoil, obviously. Head to toe. grin

Iwasworried Sun 08-Nov-15 17:46:56

I'll be the character who dies early on, in order to teach children a valuable lesson about materiality and superficiality.

IgnoreMeEveryOtherReindeerDoes Sun 08-Nov-15 17:48:24

Leggings and a top I would of cropped to purposely show my arse

thenightsky Sun 08-Nov-15 17:49:41

Ace thread grin

Can we choose new stuff or do we have to wear what's currently in our wardrobe due to bomb dropping suddenly/zombies taking over Joules, etc?

73dexter Sun 08-Nov-15 17:50:37

Brenda will be in sequin hotpants and a drapy top.

Silverstreaks Sun 08-Nov-15 17:51:32

From the ground up.
Fuck off leather knee boots - well soled, worn in, with a low heel, brown.
M&S or Sainsburys no vpl shorts in lacey lime or bright heliotrope. These are knickers that fit my particular arse. Refer to previous bum eating knicker threads to find your best fit.
DP Eden jeggings, rust, brown or green. No front pockets but willing to overlook for practicality. Doesn't matter if they don't suit after running around for a while you're going to look just fine.
Soft leather brown utility belt with pocket storage for, tampons, toilet roll and Revlon lip butter in Candy Apple.
Good bra, probably Freya Patsy in black with cream polka dots, supportive and comfy. Refer to bra intervention threads well before the start of the peaches eating Zombie Apocalypse. Now is not the time to find you've got nothing up top and you're a half cup woman.
Cami/vest. Im thinking petrol blue.
Uniqlo heat tech long sleeved scoop neck top. Thin and warm. In mustard.
Thin man mad fibre jumper. Neutral colour.
Original Mumsnet scarf. Colour suitable for urban or woodland setting.
Oversized baker boy hat, leather fleece lined gloves and sunglasses.

Postchildrenpregranny Sun 08-Nov-15 17:52:21

Layers

OnlyHereForTheCamping Sun 08-Nov-15 17:53:16

I will be wearing the skin of my neighbours children probs

I don't like tinned peaches. I reckon I'd last about an hour.

I like this = plenty of room in the back pack for anti-zombie stash and essential supplies of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and Nakd Bars. Nice roll neck to protect jugular. All black to hide in shadows. Add boots, a biker jacket and black eyeliner.

Btw - I hate to break it to you, but I think that the zombies have already invaded Joules...

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