Ascot - Dress me please

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I have been treated by a friend to an Ascot ticket. I need a dress! The rules are:

1. Must be knee length or longer
   
2. No spaghetti straps
   
3. No halter necks
   
4. No bare shoulders
   

I would prefer:

1. V neck
   
2. No pink, red or orange
   
3. I am a size 16 on top and I am currently breastfeeding so preferably a material that will give.
   
4. No silk, I ALWAYS manage to ruin silk.
   
5. It needs to be here by next Monday or available to buy this weekend.
   

My budget is up to £95

Please someone help. :)

[YouMustBeYolking]

Anyone?