please help the hopeless

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I need an outfit for next Saturday and to probably wear on Christmas day too.

I tend to wear jeans with a long cardigan or skinny jeans with a long top or jumper dress type thing.

I have no idea if any of my clothes suit me - they are comfy and all sort of match so it's easy to chuck it on in the morning rush. I mostly wear black, grey, brown and green.

I am a size 16 and short. Classic pear shaped with a small waist and in proportion boobs. Just a huge arse / thighs which need liposuction covering.


Someone inspire me - any suggestions for what I should be wearing?

Help!!