Evening fellow sporners. You may or may not remember that back in May I developed a really terrific boil where the waistband of my pants sits, that erupted in spectacular almost immediately after I gave birth to my second baby.
I had hoped that Fred Second Head as I named him would return due to a residual hard lump, alas only disappointing small amounts of fluid have been forthcoming.
BUT! I've not felt very well since yesterday. And this evening I felt a very sharp and familiar pain. Old Fred has only gone and popped up somewhere else. His original home is now a sort of purple scar. I'd say this time he's moved in about two inches lower- smack in the middle of Pube Town. I've had a cursory squeeze and he's not quite ready yet but he hurts and throbs like a motherfucker- just like last time.
Due to his new address being in a rather graphic region, I'm not keen to take photos of him. However I intend to keep this post up to date and promise photographs of whatever gunk he spits out this time. There was loads last time.
Is this acceptable?
If you want to see spot squeezing, popping or videos showing the removal of blackheads - this is the place for you.
Sporner corner
Fred Second Head: Recharged
BoopTheSnoot · 09/08/2016 01:24
Oh I remember Fred. Here's hoping. Ignore Minnow, she knows nowt. 
He's still growing. I don't think it'll be much longer, he is absolutely massive and really throbbing. I am so ridiculously excited 
As if I'd allow the GP to steal my special moment! Fred belongs to the sporners 
Gosh I hope not, I'd be absolutely gutted. And given my habit of sleeping in my birthday suit, it'd probably be fairly grim for DH as well
It happened in the bath. It was monumentally disappointing 
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